CSI: Miami quotes

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Gabe: With good behavior, I'll be out in ten years. 30 is the new 20, chief.
Horatio: Inventive.

Gary Hall: So, I'm human.
Horatio: Yes, it's a shame there's not a swab that can confirm that.

Gary Hall: You know, they say that ex-sex is... the hottest.

Gloria: You know, I'm starting to remember why we broke up.
Eric: I NEVER FORGOT!

Hammett: Is my client now a suspect in a murder investigation?
Tripp: We're sure as hell not here to sip tea, Hammett.

Hayden Cruise: I couldn't let him get away with that! A street punk like that pulling a gun on someone with my background?
Horatio: Well, now, Hayden, you can add "killer" to your resume!

Horatio: [As sirens approach in the distance] So, Walter, what happens now?
Dresden: I'll tell you what happens. You're going to wait for the cops!

Horatio: [To Walter Dresden, after punching him] Are you okay, Walter? That looked like it hurt.

Horatio: Agent Wynn, I don't know who you are, or who you work for, but if you ever contact Marisol again, it'll be the last thing you ever do.

Horatio: Eric, there are black-tip sharks out there, be careful.
Eric: [Smiling.] You know me, I love fish.

Horatio: Frank, we got to move quick; the tide is rising and we have a sinking crime scene.

Horatio: Frank, you'd better move quickly, because right now I'm your only suspect.

Horatio: Memo, in the unlikely event that I haven't made myself completely clear, you deserve to know [Draws his gun and puts the barrel up to Memo's head.] ...this is your last chance.

Horatio: Memo, now that you work for me, I want you to tell Riaz that I said he's a dead man!

Horatio: We're looking for your friend with the demon mask.
Gabe: If I dime him out, that's minus, what, five hundred points?
Horatio: If you don't, it's 25 to life.