CSI: Miami quotes

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Ryan: There's a lot of blood.
Calleigh: Two holes in the chest will do that to you.

Ryan: You know, Mathis may have made our jobs easier, he's OCD.
Eric: [Grins.] Sounds like someone I know. So where would you keep a nitrous oxide canister?
Ryan: [Thinks for a moment, looks in a shoe box, where he finds it.] Bingo!
Eric: Twisted minds think alike.

Speed: This car is just a bad investment, just happy I have my bike.
Horatio: Someday you may need something with doors.
Speed: Well, I got plenty of time for that.

Suspect: "You're a dead man" is just an expression.
Eric: No, legally, it's a threat.

Suspect: I didn't kill my brother's wife.
Horatio: Then why do you look so guilty?

Timothy Dawson: [About the Authorities.] You think they even care about "the people" anymore?
Horatio: Some of us do.

Tripp: [Talking about the killer snake.] So we know how it found her. How do we find it?
Eric: Well, unlike humans, snakes don't go far from the scene of a crime.

Tripp: Delko, what the hell are you doing?
Eric: [Catching a giant Boa hidden under a sun bed.] Apprehending the suspect.

Tripp: Tell me again where you mislaid your wife?

Tripp: The jury was in one week of deliberations.
Horatio: No need now. The verdict is in.

Tripp: This time of the year, half the hotels on columns are booked through a cruise line, population of Miami goes up up 30,000 a night.
Horatio: Just like...our list of suspects.

Tripp: You're under arrest, Slick.
Horatio: Byron, have a nice stay.

Tripp: [sees spider crawl out of dead man's mouth] Bluh. I'm never eating shellfish again.

Yelena: What are we going to do, Horatio?
Horatio: Everything we can.

Yelina: ...collateral damage, gang shoot-outs usually go down in the streets in their own territories. This time, it was in a public place.
Horatio: So they brought the war to us... now we're going to take it to them.