CSI: Miami quotes

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Yelina: How 'bout you answer our questions?
Darryl: [mocking her accent] How 'bout yoo learn to speak eenglish?
Horatio: Darryl...
Darryl: I'm not answering questions for some Puerto Rico cop.
Horatio: Darryl- that is Det. Salas, and she is attempting to give you a chance, but you are too stupid to use it.

Yelina: I ran those credit cards, looks like Madonna Arias charged $500 dollars worth of gas since yesterday.
Horatio: That's an interesting ability for a dead woman.

Yelina: This is my case. I don't need you to tell me how to run it.
Rebecca: Yours for now, but it's gonna be mine later. Seems like there's a lot of that going around these days.

[About reporting Eric's lost badge to IAB.]
Horatio: Ok, but you've done nothing wrong.
Eric: Then how come I feel like I'm going to slit my own throat?

[About the bank vault that was robbed.]
Eric: Half the millionaires in Latin America probably use this place.
Tripp: There are a lot fewer millionaires now than there were this morning...
Calleigh: (Holds up an orange) We got lucky! Someone stepped on this one.

[About the peacocks at Donny's place]
Yelina: These are guard dogs.
Horatio: Yup, with feathers.

[Alexx and Eric discover the snake they caught was packed with drugs inside.]
Eric: So our snake was a mule.

[Alexx finds a piece of penile skin in a victim's mouth]
Eric: So there was a fight or just bad oral hygiene?
Alexx: Or just bad oral.
Eric: No comments.

[Calleigh and Ryan just starting the interrogation of a suspect.]
Venus: Can we do this later? I have a facial.
Calleigh: We have a murder.

[Calleigh and Ryan process a bed-murder-scene, they find a white substance on the sheets.]
Ryan: Biological?
Calleigh: [Rubbing the substance.] Salty.
Ryan: I'm not going to say anything.
Calleigh: Margarita salty.

[Calleigh and Ryan process a car.]
Ryan: Ok, I've got semen on the back seat.
Calleigh: Along with the heels on the ceiling, it stands to reason.

[Calleigh has a warrant to pump Brian's stomach for human flesh]
Brian: You're crazy! you think this is going to bring Chip back?
Calleigh: Maybe a part of him?

[Eric and Patrol pick up a suspect.]
Eric: Luis, you've got to change your routine, man.
Luis: I've done nothing wrong.
Eric: Yeah, you wake up and you're already wrong. Take him away.
[Hortatio to Federal agent after suspect led away]

[Frank gets into a car accident and gets a cut on his head.]
Tripp: Dispatch, we have a code 18, hit and run.
Dispatcher: Code 18, any victims?
Tripp: Yeah, there's a victim, me!

[Frank interrogates a suspect who's car crashed with him in it. The man was holding an umbrella.]
Tripp: I ran into you this morning, literally... then you show up at our little shootout with this.
Suspect: I have a skin condition, sun's harmful.
Tripp: So is video surveillance when you're trying to kill someone.