CSI: Miami quotes
646 total quotesParts Dealer: A sick dub-deuce like that gets me like ten grand! I'd rather not mess with my client base, if you know what I mean...
Eric: I imagine most in your "client base" aren't Boy Scouts...
Eric: I imagine most in your "client base" aren't Boy Scouts...
Peters: ...But the drops you saw on her dress: cranberry juice, vodka and some trace of citrus.
Calleigh: If I'm not mistaken, that's a Cosmopolitan.
Ryan: Total chick drink.
[Calleigh mock-glares at him]
Calleigh: There was only one chick on our stall door list.
Ryan: [Goes glassy-eyed, imitating the airhead] That's hot.
Calleigh: If I'm not mistaken, that's a Cosmopolitan.
Ryan: Total chick drink.
[Calleigh mock-glares at him]
Calleigh: There was only one chick on our stall door list.
Ryan: [Goes glassy-eyed, imitating the airhead] That's hot.
Rebecca Nevins: Exonerating evidence? Didn't know you had any...
Horatio: Stick around. I'm full of surprises.
Horatio: Stick around. I'm full of surprises.
Russell Edge: She's a liar!
Tripp: Yeah, well, they all are after we divorce 'em.
Tripp: Yeah, well, they all are after we divorce 'em.
Ryan: 'Sometimes the best tool for collecting evidence is the back attached to your earring,' she said. Those are nice earrings, by the way.
Calleigh: You took my class.
Calleigh: You took my class.
Ryan: Y'know back in Patrol we would call something like that 'hinky'
Calleigh: You know what, Ryan? CSI still does.
Calleigh: You know what, Ryan? CSI still does.
Ryan: (Walking into the ME exam room as Alexx performs a post) Alexx... He doesn't have a head. Where'd the head go?
Ryan: I think one dead cop is enough anyway.
Jojo: The day's still young, anything's possible.
Jojo: The day's still young, anything's possible.
Ryan: I took this criminalist seminar-- Evaluating Evidence-- The visiting lecturer said that the CSI's job is to think outside the box. Sometimes the best tool is the stud attached to your earring, she said... Those are nice earrings, by the way.
Calleigh: You took my class. [She smiles]
Calleigh: You took my class. [She smiles]
Ryan: Knife missing from this block could be our murder weapon.
Alexx: [Sarcastically] Nice work, Ryan. Think you may have cracked the case.
Ryan: Thanks. I have a keen grasp of the obvious.
Alexx: [Sarcastically] Nice work, Ryan. Think you may have cracked the case.
Ryan: Thanks. I have a keen grasp of the obvious.
Ryan: Lingerie... makeup... looks like our Catholic schoolgirl had a dark side!
Horatio: Yes, and getting darker by the moment...
Horatio: Yes, and getting darker by the moment...
Ryan: Mrs. Townsend, your daughter's charity was for runaway girls... your models are wearing bikinis.
Ryan: Oh, you've got an alibi.
Ryan: [to Calleigh] He's got an alibi.
Calleigh: We love alibis.
Ryan: [to Calleigh] He's got an alibi.
Calleigh: We love alibis.
Ryan: So what are we going to do with our high-school girl?
Calleigh: Give her detention.
Calleigh: Give her detention.