CSI: Miami quotes
646 total quotesYelina: ...collateral damage, gang shoot-outs usually go down in the streets in their own territories. This time, it was in a public place.
Horatio: So they brought the war to us... now we're going to take it to them.
Horatio: So they brought the war to us... now we're going to take it to them.
Yelina: Ashley attended your party at this very office last night, she had champagne, ate caviar... And got strangled.
Yelina: How 'bout you answer our questions?
Darryl: [mocking her accent] How 'bout yoo learn to speak eenglish?
Horatio: Darryl...
Darryl: I'm not answering questions for some Puerto Rico cop.
Horatio: Darryl- that is Det. Salas, and she is attempting to give you a chance, but you are too stupid to use it.
Darryl: [mocking her accent] How 'bout yoo learn to speak eenglish?
Horatio: Darryl...
Darryl: I'm not answering questions for some Puerto Rico cop.
Horatio: Darryl- that is Det. Salas, and she is attempting to give you a chance, but you are too stupid to use it.
Yelina: I ran those credit cards, looks like Madonna Arias charged $500 dollars worth of gas since yesterday.
Horatio: That's an interesting ability for a dead woman.
Horatio: That's an interesting ability for a dead woman.
Yelina: This is my case. I don't need you to tell me how to run it.
Rebecca: Yours for now, but it's gonna be mine later. Seems like there's a lot of that going around these days.
Rebecca: Yours for now, but it's gonna be mine later. Seems like there's a lot of that going around these days.
Ryan': I can't get past this second level... because you keep shooting me!
Eric: What?
Ryan: No, not you, it's the cop in this game.
Eric: What?
Ryan: No, not you, it's the cop in this game.
[A body has disappeared from the morgue, and another left in its place.]
Alexx: Well, I still don't understand how my body put another body here and then left the morgue.
Alexx: Well, I still don't understand how my body put another body here and then left the morgue.
[A body is missing from the morgue.]
Ryan: You know, what I want to know is how Ed got up and got out of here without anyone seeing him.
Alexx: Hey! My staff isn't trained to watch the living. I'm more interested in how he got in.
Ryan: You know, what I want to know is how Ed got up and got out of here without anyone seeing him.
Alexx: Hey! My staff isn't trained to watch the living. I'm more interested in how he got in.
[A police officer is gunned down.]
Horatio: Let's call in all shifts. If they hit one of us, they hit us all.
Horatio: Let's call in all shifts. If they hit one of us, they hit us all.
[A robber is about to draw a gun on Horatio.]
Horatio: Don't do it! Don't do it!
[The robber draws the gun, and Horatio shoots him.]
Horatio: They never listen.
Horatio: Don't do it! Don't do it!
[The robber draws the gun, and Horatio shoots him.]
Horatio: They never listen.
[About a screenplay written by two college guys.]
Calleigh: What are the first 40 pages about?
Eric: Kid gets a job at a restaurant washing dishes, he insults some big mob boss who then decides to take him under his wing.
Calleigh: Is that it?
Eric: Life's too short, I'm gonna spare you the rest.
Calleigh: What are the first 40 pages about?
Eric: Kid gets a job at a restaurant washing dishes, he insults some big mob boss who then decides to take him under his wing.
Calleigh: Is that it?
Eric: Life's too short, I'm gonna spare you the rest.
[About April and Brandon.]
Ryan: Looks like they were joined with grief.
Calleigh: At the hip.
Ryan: Looks like they were joined with grief.
Calleigh: At the hip.