CSI: Miami quotes
646 total quotes[About believing in the "curse."]
Ryan: Well, ehh...there's a dead guy walking around there, I suffered temporal paralysis and then there was some spontaneous combustion over there...and all that since we brought...this thing here, so I would have to say yes, Santeria definitely had something to do with Alyssa's death, sure.
Ryan: Well, ehh...there's a dead guy walking around there, I suffered temporal paralysis and then there was some spontaneous combustion over there...and all that since we brought...this thing here, so I would have to say yes, Santeria definitely had something to do with Alyssa's death, sure.
[About different types of acrylic nails.]
Speed: All right, I should have known that.
Calleigh: Well, I would be scared if you did.
Speed: All right, I should have known that.
Calleigh: Well, I would be scared if you did.
[About digging up a grave.]
Calleigh: We're gonna need a warrant.
Ryan: And some heavy equipment.
Calleigh: We're gonna need a warrant.
Ryan: And some heavy equipment.
[About getting Horatio and Marisol a wedding present.]
Calleigh: I already put your name on the card.
Ryan: [Smiling.] Thank you. You're fantastic!
Calleigh: I already put your name on the card.
Ryan: [Smiling.] Thank you. You're fantastic!
[About her selling his car.]
Laurie Atherton: ...Say "hello"... to half. [Gives him a 100 dollar bill]
Nathan Atherton: $200? It's worth $200,000!
Laurie Atherton: So, a couple zeros off.
Laurie Atherton: ...Say "hello"... to half. [Gives him a 100 dollar bill]
Nathan Atherton: $200? It's worth $200,000!
Laurie Atherton: So, a couple zeros off.
[About putting together the non-melted components of the victim's computer.]
Cooper: So I frankensteined this little contraption together you see before your eyes. It's my little monster. It's kinda fitting for the case, don't you think?
Calleigh: Yes, it's very cute. In fact, I can't believe you put all of this together today; it took me a week to set up my TiVo.
Cooper: So I frankensteined this little contraption together you see before your eyes. It's my little monster. It's kinda fitting for the case, don't you think?
Calleigh: Yes, it's very cute. In fact, I can't believe you put all of this together today; it took me a week to set up my TiVo.
[About reporting Eric's lost badge to IAB.]
Horatio: Ok, but you've done nothing wrong.
Eric: Then how come I feel like I'm going to slit my own throat?
Horatio: Ok, but you've done nothing wrong.
Eric: Then how come I feel like I'm going to slit my own throat?
[About the bank vault that was robbed.]
Eric: Half the millionaires in Latin America probably use this place.
Tripp: There are a lot fewer millionaires now than there were this morning...
Calleigh: (Holds up an orange) We got lucky! Someone stepped on this one.
Eric: Half the millionaires in Latin America probably use this place.
Tripp: There are a lot fewer millionaires now than there were this morning...
Calleigh: (Holds up an orange) We got lucky! Someone stepped on this one.
[About the feuding divorced couple.]
Tripp: I'll get a radio car.
Horatio: Frank, get two cars.
Tripp: I'll get a radio car.
Horatio: Frank, get two cars.
[About the peacocks at Donny's place]
Yelina: These are guard dogs.
Horatio: Yup, with feathers.
Yelina: These are guard dogs.
Horatio: Yup, with feathers.
[About the playground for children the murder occurred at.]
Horatio: This place is a buffet for these creeps.
Horatio: This place is a buffet for these creeps.
[About the victim.]
Ryan: Girlfriend? We thought she was your parents' personal trainer.
Nathan Atherton: Oh, she was. Until my mom caught them going out a few months ago.
Ryan: And your mother was very angry?
Nathan Atherton: Not really. She was too busy with the pool guy to care.
Ryan: Girlfriend? We thought she was your parents' personal trainer.
Nathan Atherton: Oh, she was. Until my mom caught them going out a few months ago.
Ryan: And your mother was very angry?
Nathan Atherton: Not really. She was too busy with the pool guy to care.
[After finding a second dead model.]
Alexx: Wow. Modeling is suddenly the most dangerous job in Miami.
Alexx: Wow. Modeling is suddenly the most dangerous job in Miami.
[After Ryan falls head-first on a corpse.]
Eric: You okay, Wolfe?
Ryan: I hate this case.
Eric: Yeah, tell me about it.
Eric: You okay, Wolfe?
Ryan: I hate this case.
Eric: Yeah, tell me about it.
[After surviving a flash fire.]
Alexx: Thought I was going to end up wearing a toe-tag on my own table.
Alexx: Thought I was going to end up wearing a toe-tag on my own table.