CSI: Miami quotes
646 total quotesTripp: Saw your friend out front. Guy thinks he's Tom Brokaw.
Horatio: If he's Tom Brokaw, I'm Elliot Ness.
Horatio: If he's Tom Brokaw, I'm Elliot Ness.
Tripp: That's not too sly, sweetheart, we had 9-mil casings at the scene. You wanna explain that?
D-Nasty: Look, T.J. Hooker, it's a coincidence.
Tripp: No such thing.
D-Nasty: Look, T.J. Hooker, it's a coincidence.
Tripp: No such thing.
Tripp: The jury was in one week of deliberations.
Horatio: No need now. The verdict is in.
Horatio: No need now. The verdict is in.
Tripp: This time of the year, half the hotels on columns are booked through a cruise line, population of Miami goes up up 30,000 a night.
Horatio: Just like...our list of suspects.
Horatio: Just like...our list of suspects.
Tripp: Well I guess that clears up the car thing... since you've got the keys!
Tripp: What about Yelina? She disappeared.
Horatio: Frank, what...what are you asking me?
Horatio: Frank, what...what are you asking me?
Tripp: [sees spider crawl out of dead man's mouth] Bluh. I'm never eating shellfish again.
Valera: Heard someone died twice today. Freaky.
Eric: Yeah, but I know somebody killed twice today.
Eric: Yeah, but I know somebody killed twice today.
Valera: That guy reminds me of my junior-high school principal.
Calleigh: Well, he knows more about me than my principal ever did.
Calleigh: Well, he knows more about me than my principal ever did.
Wally Shmagin: Be careful with that!
Officer Everhart: Is that really Lizzy Borden's axe?
Wally Shmagin: That's right. Cost me fifteen grand.
Speed: Well, you should get your money back, because the real axe doesn't have a handle on it. It's on display in Fall River, Massachusetts.
Officer Everhart: Is that really Lizzy Borden's axe?
Wally Shmagin: That's right. Cost me fifteen grand.
Speed: Well, you should get your money back, because the real axe doesn't have a handle on it. It's on display in Fall River, Massachusetts.