CSI: Miami quotes

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Speedle: Just because you can't see something doesn't mean it's not there.
[Eric and Calleigh are at a bar trying to see who's using Tim Speedle's credit card. Dan Cooper from the lab is seen sitting and having a beer. The two walk up to him.]

Stella: Davey Penrod, how'd she get that?
Mac: It's New York. You think and it's news.

Stella: Okay, fire code says there is a backdoor here, I can't seem to find it.
Doorman: [Turning and pointing.] Uh yeah...it's hidden.
Stella: [Smiling] Why don't you try unhiding it?

Stetler: Congratulations, you bagged the porn king, his lawyer and the killer, it's not a bad week's work.
Horatio: I guess it's not good for you, Rick, unless you've arrested any police officers.
Stetler: It isn't my job to be liked.
Horatio: Mission accomplished.
Season 3

Stetler: I suppose I owe you an apology.
Horatio (to Stetler): The man you owe an apology to... [Whispers.] ...just left the room.

Stetler: My heart goes out to her, but the taxpayers aren't responsible for covering the cost of Horatio Caine's hunches.
Horatio: Put it on my tab, okay?

Stewart Otis: I will get out. It's my nature.
Horatio: And I'll be waiting. That's my nature.

Supervisor O'Shay: You can't pull me in here for every crime in Miami.
Horatio: Not every crime, just the ones you're guilty of.

Suspect Lawyer: Don't you just hate it when the truth doesn't suit you?
Horatio: Not yet it doesn't...Not yet.

Suspect: "You're a dead man" is just an expression.
Eric: No, legally, it's a threat.

Suspect: Are you kidding me? For what these people are doing, they deserve to die.
Horatio: That...is an interesting choice of words.

Suspect: Clavo said he was gonna give me a hundred grand, I'd finally get to pay my car off.
Ryan: You put a bullet in my partner's brain. I don't give a damn about your car.

Suspect: Hey! So what happens to me?
Horatio: 20 years to life.
Suspect: 20 years for stealing counterfeit cash? The money isn't even real.
Horatio: Killing somebody was.

Suspect: I didn't kill my brother's wife.
Horatio: Then why do you look so guilty?

Suspect: I've been in the hot seat before.
Horatio: Then get comfortable.