CSI: Miami quotes

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Suspect: She took my job away, took my family. That bitch left me with nothing!
Horatio: She left you with a motive to kill her.

Suzie: Horatio...I told you, just because I slept with your brother, does not make us your problem.
Horatio: No, but it makes you my family.

Tara: Aspirin is my friend.
Kyle: That didn't look like an aspirin.
Tara: I don't have to explain myself to you, Kyle.

Tara: I didn't hurt anyone!
Ryan: You hurt Horatio, you hurt Julia, and you hurt Kyle.
Tara: I am so sorry!
Rick: It's gone beyond 'sorry' now. You're under arrest for felony theft, burglary, and evidence-tampering.
[Tara looks over at Ryan as she's being arrested]

Tara: Ryan?
Ryan: I gave you every opportunity, Tara.

Teresa: Had I known that it was all a test, that he never meant the things he said, I would never have snapped...but I'm glad he's dead.
Horatio: After 6 hours of torture, I'll bet he is, too.

Thomas: You're crazy.
Horatio: You're guilty.

Thugg-G: Yeah, you know, I did some major dirt back in the day, but it's in the past, you know, I did my time.
Horatio: And you're about to do some more.
Tripp: I'm pretty sure you're aware "10-Large" has a restraining order against you, Mr. G, and you violated it.
Horatio: Welcome home.

Tim: You know, my parents always wanted me gone but at least they stopped short of taking me out.
Delko: How short? Just short or miles away?

Timothy Dawson: [About the Authorities.] You think they even care about "the people" anymore?
Horatio: Some of us do.

Tony: I cut my losses, man. Kid didn't want to save his own life, I wasn't about to save it for him.
Horatio: You're quite a humanitarian, aren't you?

Travis: Wonder what it feels like to kill a person?
Horatio: Well, you're in luck.
Travis: Why?
Tripp: A police officer died in that van, makes you guilty of felony murder.
Horatio: So, how does it feel?

Tripp: [About two witnesses who are talking too much.] Hey, hey, hey, shut up! You sound like a bunch of busted leafblowers!

Tripp: [Pulls out a gun from a filing cabinet.] Nine-millimeter filed under S, for stupid.

Tripp: [Talking about the killer snake.] So we know how it found her. How do we find it?
Eric: Well, unlike humans, snakes don't go far from the scene of a crime.