CSI: Miami quotes

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Patrol Officer: Yeah, she's a porn star.
Horatio: She is also someone's daughter...and that is what we'll focus on.

Paul Billings: Talked to Sherry?
Tripp: You shoulda paid her more; she belted it out like an opera singer.

Paul Tomassi: [Watching Delko smash expensive tile.] Do you have any idea how much one of those costs?
Horatio: About half as much as two.

Pete Tolson: Hey, I did that guy a favor! He was a retard!
Horatio: Okay, Eugene might have a few things to overcome, I'll give you that, but you know what, Pete? You know what? At the end of the day, he just put you away for life.

Peters: ...But the drops you saw on her dress: cranberry juice, vodka and some trace of citrus.
Calleigh: If I'm not mistaken, that's a Cosmopolitan.
Ryan: Total chick drink.
[Calleigh mock-glares at him]
Calleigh: There was only one chick on our stall door list.
Ryan: [Goes glassy-eyed, imitating the airhead] That's hot.

Preston: See this? Now you know what I'm up against. I want Police protection.
Horatio: You'll probably get it, Mr. Preston... but who's going to protect you from me?

Process Server: [Bringing a civil suit for the dead doctor, rings the bell] Dr. Carlos Garza?
Speed: He doesn't live here anymore.
Process Server: Where does he live?
Speed: He doesn't.

Quentin Haid: The club was grandfathered in--built pre-code.
Horatio Caine: Yeah, I bet you those chained exit doors were grandfathered in, too, huh?
Quentin Haid: What'd you expect me to do? People were sneaking in.
Horatio Caine: And dying to get out.

Rebecca Nevins: Exonerating evidence? Didn't know you had any...
Horatio: Stick around. I'm full of surprises.

Reporter Enrique Rayas: You're the investigator in the dispo case that resulted in two tragic deaths. You mind if I ask you a few questions for our viewers?
Tripp: Yeah.

Rhonda Weber: ...Adrenaline is the purest rush there is. That's what I give people.
Speed: You gave Nikki Wilcox a toe tag.

Rick: Do you think we can trust him?
Horatio: Do you? [leaves Rick in hallway]
[Tara faces Rick and Ryan over the stolen medications]

Rita Davis: Can I go now?
Horatio: Let me see, how can I put this...no.

Ron: You play the hero, but it's gotta kill you. Huh? Deep down that you're so bound by the law.
Horatio You know, Ron...Justice comes in many forms.
Ron So does self-delusion.
Season 7

Russell Edge: She's a liar!
Tripp: Yeah, well, they all are after we divorce 'em.