CSI: Miami quotes

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Ryan: 'Sometimes the best tool for collecting evidence is the back attached to your earring,' she said. Those are nice earrings, by the way.
Calleigh: You took my class.

Ryan: Y'know back in Patrol we would call something like that 'hinky'
Calleigh: You know what, Ryan? CSI still does.

Ryan: (Walking into the ME exam room as Alexx performs a post) Alexx... He doesn't have a head. Where'd the head go?

Ryan: [About Eric, after an argument with him.] You always take his side.
Calleigh: Funny, he always says the same thing about you.

Ryan: [About the killer.] This guy is good. He's sick, but he's good.

Ryan: [About the Mala Noche.] New Mafia, my ass!

Ryan: [After Erica Sykes tells him he has to pay for the recorder he broke.] 500 bucks? For a recorder? Are you kidding me? Geez, was it dipped in gold?

Ryan: [chuckling] That's the first time I've seen Erica speechless!

Ryan: [Looking at the result of Cooper's server search.] ... And that's the IP-address, right?
Cooper: You catch on, that's cute.

Ryan: [On looking like Jake Gyllenhaal.] It's in the eyes. I get it all the time.
Eric: [laughing] You get it in the eyes all the time?

Ryan: [to Horatio, explaining what he's done] I didn't interfere with an investigation,...I simply slowed it down,.....I'm willing to go before any review board!
[Ryan faces Eric and Calleigh about a key piece of evidence]

Ryan: Are those rolling papers?
Eric: They're not mine. Someone must have borrowed my kit.
Ryan: [Sarcastic.] We've really gotta crack down on the pot-smoking kit thieves around here.

Ryan: Calleigh Duquesne, large and in charge... by large, you know I mean in terms of your reputation, and responsibility, and... you look very beautiful today.
Calleigh: Well, that's a...that's a nice save.

Ryan: Fondue set? Who eats fondue?
Cooper: I do.
Ryan: That's exactly my point.

Ryan: H, I don't know what happened.
Horatio: Mr. Wolfe, you didn't have the shot.
Ryan: I just froze.
Horatio: Mr. Wolfe, you didn't have the shot, do you understand?
Ryan: Yes, sir.