CSI: Miami quotes

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Natalia: I'm late!
Eric: For what?!
Natalia: I'm late!
Eric: What we gonna do?
Natalia: [laughs]
Eric: WHAT?
Natalia: It's just nice. You said 'we'.
Eric: It takes two to tango.

Natalia: Lunch date? Really? Well, then I think I might just take my sweet time.

Natalia: There's something in his teeth? What is that?
Alexx: Now, honey, I can't do all your work for you. [Hands her the evidence bag.]
Natalia: Thank you.

Natalia: What does a girl usually do before a date?
Ryan: Make me wait in the living room with her cat?

Natalia: What's that? Plan B?
Ryan: More like Plan W.

Nathan Atherton: My parents, they fought over everything. But, not once did they ever fight over me.

Nick: Got a little lunch date.

Nick: How long is it going to take to process before I can get in to clean up?

Nick: I created Caitlin Townsend.
Horatio: Didn't give you the right to destroy her.

Norman: I'm a movie producer. I glorify violence, I don't engage in it.

NTSB guy: Oh, I've heard of you, you're the, uh, Bullet Girl, right?
Calleigh: And what does that make you, Airplane Boy?

Officer: The guy who called this in?
Horatio: Yep. Our Good Samaritan just became a murderer.

Old Guy (Mr. Reins): Betty and I had a very healthy sexual relationship. She was not afraid to try new things.
Calleigh: ...Back to the question, Mr. Reins.

Parts Dealer: A sick dub-deuce like that gets me like ten grand! I'd rather not mess with my client base, if you know what I mean...
Eric: I imagine most in your "client base" aren't Boy Scouts...

Patrol Officer: Celebrity's part of the job, that's the difference between a patrol officer and a glorified trash collector.
Horatio: Is it part of your job tampering with a crime scene?