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Megan: Nice thing about hair, it grows at an even rate, about a half-an-inch a month.
Speed: Gives us a nice time line.
Megan: Yeah, she'd been using antidepressants for the past year, Prozac and Zoloft. Six months ago, she smoked some pot.
Speed: And they say blondes have more fun.

Megan: Thin epidermis, lots of blood vessels and the sebaceous glands are separate from the hair follicles. We're talking penis-- tore off.
Speed: Ouch.
Megan: You might want to get a good hold of yourself.
Speed: Why?
Megan: Still have to chop it up; confirm it's Paul's.
Speed: Oh...

Megan: Who would want to kill a priest?
Horatio: Nowadays...anyone.

Megan: You miss it, don't you? Being on the front lines.
Horatio: The simple answer is no.
Megan: I saw you out there. Why leave something you're good at?
Horatio: You ever bet on a horse race?
Megan: Life's enough of a gamble.
Horatio: Some horses run better in a harness--and the science is my discipline.

Merrick: May the best man win.
Horatio: I intend to.

Michael: We're re-organizing.
Horatio: You mean getting divorced.

Mr. Reynolds: I bet they call you a secretary with a gun when you're not around.
Calleigh: Actually, I type as well as I shoot.

Mr. Suero: My structural engineer says if I file for an extension now, I won't be cutting ribbon in eleven months.
Tripp: Hm, I'm crying inside, Mr. Suero.

Mrs. Wade: What about my baby?
Calleigh: Don't worry, Mrs. Wade, we actually know how to save people.

Natalia Boa Vista: Stoning; that's a bit archaic.
Horatio Caine: Downright Biblical!

Natalia [places fingers in ears]: I can't hear you! Lalalalalalala!

Natalia: [About Cole Telford.] Doesn't he work on Jason Billings' boat?
Eric: I guess, when he's not smuggling drugs from Cuba.

Natalia: How do we do that?
Eric: We go old-school. We knock and talk.

Natalia: I cannot believe you got here before me. Jump the gun much?

Natalia: I don't know. I have no idea. Why, what's the big hurry? Blood's not going anywhere.