CSI: Miami quotes

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Jimmy Fukes: You're not going to be able to prove a thing.
Horatio Caine: That is a very dumb thing to say to a CSI.

Joey Salucci: [to Horatio] Everyone's gotta go sometime!
Horatio: Some sooner than others.

John Leary: Like I said, accidents happen.
Horatio: That's quite true, but so... so does murder.
[Eric and Speed are searching for evidence]'

Jose: You're already a dead man.
[Horatio shoots him]
Horatio: Join the club.

Judge Ratner: Caine, you ought to know better than that. You can't touch me.
Horatio: Your Honor, I don't have the slightest desire to.

Julia: [to Ron] I want a divorce.

Justin: Stephanie, if I knew it was you, I would have never...
Stephanie: Yes, you would, that's why I've always liked you, Justin...you're honest.

Karl: Hey, I did my time.
Horatio: Yeah, and you're gonna do some more.

Kayle: Look, I heard about your badge, but I'm not jeopardizing my job helping you find some girl, Delko.
Eric: Listen, we think the badge could've been used in a murder today.
Kayle: Like I said, I'll get right on it...so these were at the "scene of the crime"?
Eric: You could say that.
[The first set of prints matches a man. Joseph gives Eric a look.]
Eric: Try again.

Kyle: [with Horatio] Look, Dad, if it comes to that, I want you to put me in the driver's seat!
Horatio: It doesn't work that way, Kyle.

Larry Hargrove: My cousin's not the only tough guy.
Tripp: There's nothing tough about murder.
Larry Hargrove: You done it?
Tripp: Shut up!

Law Student: Excuse me.
Speed: Yeah, can I help you?
Law Student: Look, I'm a third-year law student from U. of M.
Speed: Congratulations.
Law Student: And I know that it's illegal for you guys to keep us here.
Eric: You know what? You're right, actually, but as a human being, I think you have an obligation to cooperate like everyone else. So why don't you get back in line for me, okay? Thank you.

Mac: She's reason enough a guy'd want Dad outta the way.
Horatio: And that is motive. In any state.

Magazine Editor: Murders sell magazines, Officer. Celebrity murders sell millions of magazines.

Megan: Horatio, what are you doing?
Horatio: I'm giving Al's wife his wedding ring back.
Megan: That's evidence.
Horatio: I know that.
Megan: You can't just give it away!
Horatio: I'm not giving it away. I'm givin' it back.