CSI: Miami quotes

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Horatio: Hey, Jack. You miss being a real cop?
Jack Seeger: You're just full of 'em today, aren't you?
Horatio: You have no idea.

Horatio: How do you feel?
Calleigh: Like a hummingbird on six cups of coffee.

Horatio: I didn't know they made body armour in triple extra large.
Humphries: They also make jock straps in that size, but you wouldn't know anything about that, either!

Horatio: I guess you kill people when they lose their value, hmm?
Riddick: Law of the jungle, boss!
Horatio: That's going to come in handy where you're going...

Horatio: I notice there's, hmmm... blood on your jacket.
Bodyguard: It's a busy afternoon.
Tripp: Yeah, your client got shot, nice work.

Horatio: I think this one has been helped along.
Yelina: You mean sabotage?
Horatio: Nope, I mean murder.

Horatio: I want you to listen to me. This is your opportunity to turn yourself in.
Clavo: Over my dead body, Caine.
Horatio: Then over your dead body it's gonna be.

Horatio: I'm going to get some love from the Feds, they owe me a favor.

Horatio: I'm the fiber king, so what are you going to do?.

Horatio: I've one more question for you. Do you have a life insurance policy on your wife?
Suspect: Are you kidding? I don't even have health insurance.

Horatio: Is Mr. Large talking?
Tripp: Not to the cops.
Horatio: OK, but the press is fine.
Tripp: Yeah, no doubt this little incident will push his release to number one.
Horatio: Yes, number one... with a bullet.

Horatio: Is my brother, Raymond, still alive?
Agent: If you keep digging, he won't be.
[Hortatio and Yelena; both suspect Raymond is still alive]

Horatio: Is there a reason Jason would want Steve dead?
Abby: They're models, they all want to kill each other.

Horatio: It's not important what people say about us. It's only important what we know to be true about ourselves.

Horatio: Jon, this guy stinks.
Dr. Jon Grizel: Well, maybe, Horatio - but the courts only care how the evidence smells.