CSI: Miami quotes

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Horatio: Just because he had help that doesn't mean he's innocent.
Kramer's Lawyer: Could be enough to move him off Death Row.
Horatio: Yes...and it could also mean he's about to get company.

Horatio: Killer just made his second mistake.
Yelina: What was his first?
Horatio: His first mistake was murder.

Horatio: Know the bomb, know the bomber.

Horatio: Mac, I have a 16-year-old girl who is suddenly without parents. I have promised her peace of mind.
Mac: I've got an officer's widow who'd like some answers. You got a deal.

Horatio: Maybe dead men do tell tales.

Horatio: Memo, in the unlikely event that I haven't made myself completely clear, you deserve to know [Draws his gun and puts the barrel up to Memo's head.] ...this is your last chance.

Horatio: Memo, now that you work for me, I want you to tell Riaz that I said he's a dead man!

Horatio: Mitsubishi, with stolen tags.
Calleigh: I'm going to put out a broadcast, armed and dangerous.
Horatio: Yes, and low-profile please.
Calleigh: How low?
Horatio: Ground-level.
Calleigh: Spike-strips!

Horatio: Mr. Wolfe, we're coming home!

Horatio: Mrs. Boone, does your supervisor know that the check you shredded caused a young man to kill somebody?
IRS Agent Boone: Mmm... No.
[Horatio pulls his cell phone out.]
Horatio: Surprising... I have your supervisor on speed dial. Do you want to call him... or should I?

Horatio: My name is Caine, Miami, CSI, I'm investigating a double-murder case.
Mac: Detective Mac Taylor, Crime Scene Unit, First Grade, I'm listening.

Horatio: Natalia, nothing is impossible.

Horatio: Nice work. Have you considered a transfer to SWAT?
Calleigh: I don't look good in all black.
Horatio: I beg to differ.

Horatio: No friction burn, right? Means no seat belt.
Eric: So he might be our shooter?
Horatio: Yes. The question then becomes: Why would you shoot your own pilot?

Horatio: Okay, I can tell you that this was done with an excimer laser and its inscription point was no more than three microns in diameter.
Eric: [Chuckles.] Okay, how do you know that, though? Were you a jewel thief in another life or what?
Horatio: Well, in another life, I incarcerated many a jewel thief.