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Horatio: Dispatch said there were two victims...
Alexx: More, if you count the guy's ego.

Horatio: Doesn't make sense if we're dealing with an amateur... [Stands and puts on sunglasses.] But we are looking for a pro.

Horatio: Eric, how fast was the vehicle going when it hit the boat?
Yelina: The guy towing the boat said it was going at least 40.
Eric: Well, I don't see anything jammed against the accelerator.
Yelina: Then how did the dead man hit the gas?
Horatio: With help from the living.

Horatio: Eric, there are black-tip sharks out there, be careful.
Eric: [Smiling.] You know me, I love fish.

Horatio: Frank, I understand that you and Ramon have some history.
Tripp: Yeah, I've been arresting this guy since he was about yea-high! You're getting' up there, Ramon. Are you out of your teens yet?
Ramon Morales: Twenty-one.
Tripp: Wow! We're talking adult diapers with your crowd. Congrats on still breathing!

Horatio: Frank, take a look at this bullet, 5.7 28mm, not from this gun.
Tripp: That's a monster caliber, it could penetrate up to 48 layers of Kevlar. Something tells me this guy was planning something big.
Horatio: And not alone... Frank, it turns out the wave is not the only thing about to hit Miami.

Horatio: Frank, the war may be staged, but the murder is real.

Horatio: Frank, we got to move quick; the tide is rising and we have a sinking crime scene.

Horatio: Frank, you'd better move quickly, because right now I'm your only suspect.

Horatio: Fraud, theft, embezzlement...
Yelina: Look at the victims, rich men in their 50's and 60's.
Horatio: Broke their hearts... then broke their bank accounts.

Horatio: Good to have you back, Mr. Wolfe.
Ryan: It's good to be back. You know, you went to bat for me. I'm never going to forget that.
Horatio: It's in your blood, isn't it? Never forget that.
Ryan: I won't.
Horatio: Mr. Wolfe, at the end of the day, if we don't hang together, we'll die alone.

Horatio: Hang on, there's a problem. Take a look at that address.
Calleigh: 1126 Charthouse Drive, it's in the Grove.
Horatio: Miami Beach Cafe, which is right on the water, is at 1020 Charthouse, right? So 1126 would probably make his front door out in the Atlantic, wouldn't it?

Horatio: He took your idea, and then you took his life.
Heddy: You can't prove that.
Horatio: A word to the wise: this is where you deny the accusation.
Heddy: Am I under arrest?
Horatio: Mmm... not yet.

Horatio: Here is what we're gonna do. Go to this address, with a photograph of Douglas and ask Artie if he has recently sold any strawberry-scented rubber teddies.
Eric: Artie's Adult Playground?
Horatio: You know Artie?
Eric: Do you know Artie?
Horatio: Just go to the address, Eric.

Horatio: Here's the difference between you and me, counselor: the difference is...I have a case.