CSI: Miami quotes

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Horatio: [To Stetler about Yelina]: If you ever touch her again, I'm going to kill you.

Horatio: [To Stetler.] You're ahead of the curve. That's sexy.

Horatio: [To the tweakers.] Everybody take their left hand and stick it out, please. Left hand.
Tripp: [To one of the tweakers.] Your other left hand, Scruffy.

Horatio: [To Walter Dresden, after punching him] Are you okay, Walter? That looked like it hurt.

Horatio: [Walking out of an exploding car.] Burn, baby, burn.

Horatio: A present for you, from Alexx.
Calleigh: Nasal mucus. And it isn't even my birthday.

Horatio: Agent Wynn, I don't know who you are, or who you work for, but if you ever contact Marisol again, it'll be the last thing you ever do.

Horatio: Alexx, was she bleeding before the attack?
Alexx: Let's see. [She pulls back the dead woman's clothing.] She was bleeding all right. Entrance wound, shot at close range. The shark must have finished what someone else started.
Horatio: So we have a different kind of shark. [He pauses, stands up, and places on his sunglasses.] The human kind.

Horatio: And thank you, Curt, for your big mouth!

Horatio: Are you going to rebut everything I say?
Diaz: Yes.
Horatio: Excellent.

Horatio: Boom. Boom. Boom. And that's called the Kill Zone.
Calleigh: No messing around, just clean and deadly.

Horatio: But, Eric, as a rule of thumb, off-duty relationships, no matter how well intended, can be seen as a conflict of interest in court. You understand?
Eric: Yeah. But uh...how do you suggest I walk that line?
Horatio: Carefully.

Horatio: Calleigh, the bullet?
Calleigh: There was no bullet.
Horatio: Well how did the pilot get shot?
Calleigh: He didn't.

Horatio: Craig, fingerprints are like old habits... they die hard!

Horatio: Dale, the problem with sexual predators is that they don't get satisfied by the kill, they get turned on by it.