CSI: Miami quotes

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Horatio: [after spotting Kevin Weaver at the park] Now there's a familiar face!
[Weaver runs, but is tackled by Eric and detained by officers]
Horatio: [after Weaver is detained] Mr. Weaver, we meet again.
Kevin: [desparate] It's not what it looks like!
Horatio: It never is. What are you doing here?

Horatio: [angrily] Frank, I am done with these people!
[Jacob Yarovski is questioned by Horatio and Frank]

Horatio: [As sirens approach in the distance] So, Walter, what happens now?
Dresden: I'll tell you what happens. You're going to wait for the cops!

Horatio: [assessing a crime scene at a high-school reunion] We have someone who arrived as "Big Man on Campus," and ended up "Dead on Arrival."

Horatio: [looking down at mangled victim] There's a lot of anger here, Frank.
Tripp: [shaking his head] Someone would have to be pretty cool to pull this off!
Horatio: [putting on his shades] Not cool, Frank. Cold-blooded.
[Eric and Horatio at Mason Park]

Horatio: [To a gang member.] ...two dead, four injured, a phone call you made produced quite a hefty body count and, in my world, that's called accessory to felony murder.

Horatio: [To a suspect] Dale. Dale? Are you a sexual predator?

Horatio: [To Bob Keaton] The next time you want to take a swing at someone, start with me.

Horatio: [to Brad, a suspect] How very patriotic of you!

Horatio: [To Eric about helping Frank] In the future, if you're gonna watch somebody's back, let me know about it so I can watch yours.

Horatio: [To Jeffrey Douglas] Before you go...I wanted to...show you...a photograph. Take a look at that. Do you know who that is? That's your daughter. This is what she would have looked like on her second birthday, had you not killed her and her mother. Know this, my friend. Every year on this child's birthday, I am going to haunt you. I am going to be all over you till I get what I need to put you in jail. Understand? [Douglas stares at Horatio and says nothing] Do you understand what I'm saying?

Horatio: [to Julia] I want you to take this and go to a safe place.
Julia: Where are you going?
Horatio: I'm going underground.

Horatio: [to Justin Marsh] Something is missing from this story, and if you don't help me, I can't help you.

Horatio: [to Mr. Decker] That will be all, Mr. Decker.
Curt: [showing Horatio the wire from Mr. Decker] You have nothing!
Horatio: [not impressed] Ah, but you didn't get ALL the wires!

Horatio: [to Ms. Dashiell] A word to the wise, Ms. Dashiell--leave the investigative work to me.