CSI: Miami quotes
646 total quotesEric: Shooting at his own guy?
Calleigh: The robbers turned on each other. It's not a team I'd want to be on...
Calleigh: The robbers turned on each other. It's not a team I'd want to be on...
Eric: So that means you have his name and address?
Clerk: In the system...
[Long pause.]
Eric: Well, could you show it to me...please?
Clerk: In the system...
[Long pause.]
Eric: Well, could you show it to me...please?
Eric: So we have a murder weapon and a suspect. What have you got?
Speed: [Holding up a pair of large purple panties.] I have a murder weapon of a different sort.
Speed: [Holding up a pair of large purple panties.] I have a murder weapon of a different sort.
Eric: Steve carry a cell phone?
Natalia: He's a model, he probably lived on one.
Natalia: He's a model, he probably lived on one.
Eric: The average person's reaction time from sensation, perception through response is 1.5 seconds.
Calleigh: How do you know that?
Delko: Auto insurance studies.
Calleigh: How do you know that?
Delko: Auto insurance studies.
Eric: The car is stolen.
Calleigh: Based on?
Eric: Based on the screwdriver in the ignition.
Calleigh: Based on?
Eric: Based on the screwdriver in the ignition.
Eric: The Emergency Room is not the Medical Examiner!
Speed: You got Tourette's or something, man?
Speed: You got Tourette's or something, man?
Eric: There's a lot more than oil on these sheets.
Horatio: Are you running a prostitution ring here, Tommy?
Horatio: Are you running a prostitution ring here, Tommy?
Eric: They were counterfeiting their way into the American dream.
Calleigh: I guess they picked the wrong city, didn't they?
Calleigh: I guess they picked the wrong city, didn't they?
Eric: Thing is, a lot of people knew Ashley Anders, she had one of the top selling DVD's of the adult market. [Alexx gives Eric a look.] ...I've heard.
Eric: Two disposable cameras. More pictures...
Speed: More porn!
Eric: I won't be taking this to one-hour photo!
Speed: More porn!
Eric: I won't be taking this to one-hour photo!
Eric: Uh, ladies, this is D.C. We work together.
Cooper: [Staring at two beautiful girls in beach attire.] Hey...
Eric: Give him a second. He'll get up to two syllables!
Cooper: [Staring at two beautiful girls in beach attire.] Hey...
Eric: Give him a second. He'll get up to two syllables!
Eric: We'll start by confiscating your computers: hunting down your E-mail contacts. And then track your credit card purchases, club memberships, magazine subscriptions... Everything we need to do until all of you are rooted out. Because we never close!
Horatio: Ever!
Horatio: Ever!
Eric: Well, we're gonna hold you here for a little while, just to make sure of that...I don't trust you actors.
Rod: I'm a stunt guy!
Rod: I'm a stunt guy!