CSI: Miami quotes

646 total quotes



All Seasons
 Season 1   Season 2   Season 3   Season 4   Season 5   Season 6   Season 7   Season 8   Season 9  



Eric: What was Dakota Hudson famous for, anyway?
Calleigh: Lip synching, club openings, red carpet events...Oh! She was in the video for that Australian band that was from England...

Eric: Who was that, Jake?
Calleigh: Um, yeah, I told him that if people would stop killing each other, we could have a proper meal.

Eric: You got an excuse for going 150 miles per hour?
Hayden Cruise: Too much caffeine?

Eric: You know, these guys were all in decent shape, I'm surprised they didn't get a little farther than they did.
Ryan: Well, they were running for their lives, it was hardly a track meet.

Eric: You'd be surprised how many criminals stop to pick up their supplies on their way to the crimes.

Eric: You're late, pal. What, did you get, uh, stuck in the makeup chair?
Ryan: That's very funny.

Ernest Mansfield: [To Horatio.] What are you, a shoe salesman? Shoo, you're boring me!

Ethan: You don't know what it's like to lose everything.
Horatio: You know what, I do. Because I have lost everything.

Felicia: The brochures say the air is different in Miami. I didn't know what they meant until I got here.
Eric: [Scoffing.] Yeah, right. The air. It makes you cheat on your husband.

Female Suspect: [About being scratched.] I have a cat, that's how they show affection.
Tripp: Pick up any habits from them?

Gabe: With good behavior, I'll be out in ten years. 30 is the new 20, chief.
Horatio: Inventive.

Gary Hall: So, I'm human.
Horatio: Yes, it's a shame there's not a swab that can confirm that.

Gary Hall: You know, they say that ex-sex is... the hottest.

Gloria: You know, I'm starting to remember why we broke up.
Eric: I NEVER FORGOT!

Hagen: [About Horatio] I'm just saying, it's a hell of a lonely road he's walking.
Calleigh: Well, that's why I'm walking it with him.