CSI: Miami quotes

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Eric: He must have been shot in the car.
Calleigh: The car could have absorbed all the blood and the bullet.
Eric: Which means that a portion of our primary crime scene drove away.

Eric: Hey, there's no way you're getting out of processing this hotel room with me.
Speed: Why would I try to do that? I love hotel rooms. Body fluids everywhere.

Eric: I found the murder weapon. It's got a bloody print on it.
Ryan: You think our killer was that stupid?
Eric: No. I think he was that smart.

Eric: I had a great time last night.
Natalia: Next time, we'll have to watch the movie.

Eric: I heard radioactivity can cause temporary infertility.
Speed: So, you and your girlfriend are temporarily in luck...
Eric: Yeah, or permanently screwed!

Eric: I never made it to the original crime scene. Did you?
Horatio: Five hours ago.

Eric: If the evidence is equivocal, we've got to go with the only witness.
Speed: Yeah, the other one's dead, that helps.

Eric: If you come near me or anyone that I know, I'm going to arrest you.
Gloria: Mmm, so that will be the second time we use your cuffs.

Eric: If you want any real attention in this world, you've got to have blond hair and blue eyes... no offense.
Calleigh: None taken, my eyes are green.

Eric: It's unbelievable.
Valera: What?
Eric: Wolfe.
Valera: Again? You need to just go in a room and beat each other up.

Eric: Kind of like going to the bathroom... You can never wipe enough.

Eric: Like Capone's vault... empty.
Horatio: Those are your eyes talking. Look harder.

Eric: Looks like the autopilot was engaged.
NTSB Tech: Plane flies itself until it's told otherwise.
Calleigh: Why did it stop flying?
NTSB Tech: Could have flown into a rain cloud, wings could have iced up.
Eric: Ice changes the shape of the wing, disrupts the airflow.
Calleigh: That's ironic: who could've guessed that ice could kill you in Miami.
NTSB Tech: A good pilot could've regained control before it hit the beach.
Eric: Yeah, not a dead one.

Eric: Natalia, you don't need to ask permission to work a case, okay? Matter of fact, the more you ask, the more we think you can't do it.
Natalia: Then get out of my way.
Eric: That's what I'm talking about.

Eric: Pattern marks on the stock, don't know how I could have missed them.
Calleigh: I know, your eyes were cooked.