Eric Delko CART scrutineers hand out the pop-up valves...
Tim Speedle [cutting him off] What'd you say?
Eric Delko Scrutineers. That's what CART calls their tech inspectors.
Tim Speedle Well, they might, you shouldn't.

Eric Delko: [pounding on the door; door breaks open] Where is she?
Dan Cooper: I don't know!
Eric Delko: What the hell are you doing, huh? What are you doing, Cooper? [Eric shoves Cooper to the ground]
Dan Cooper: I was just having a little bit of fun, man, all right? Little Miss Perfect needed to be taken down a notch or two. So I videotaped her. So what?
Eric Delko: Videotape? You've been harassing her on the website, and now she's missing.
Dan Cooper: Well, Calleigh's a big girl, she can take care of herself.
Eric Delko: She can take care of herself? You posted her new number on the website!
Dan Cooper: It's not against the law.
Eric Delko: Yeah? What if some felon, what if some felon calls her out to a location, huh? You think about that? [Dan is silent] Yeah, that's what I thought. If something happens to her, Cooper, I'm going to come back here and kill you.

Eric (To Speed, holding a dead rat): Hey! Check this out. How did that get from your apartment to there is what I want to know...
Speed: Yeah, that's funny.

Eric [to IAB Rick Stetler] That's a bunch of psychobabble...crap.

Eric: [Laughing at Frank after the accident.] Ah, so does the water heater come standard, or is that custom?

Eric: [Laughs at Ryan's gloating] Not bad, Wolverine. Couldn't grab a handful of hair, just in case?

Eric: [Leaving the hospital.] Look, you ever mention anything about "Delko Time" again, you're gonna need to rent a room in this place.
Ryan: Fair enough.

Eric: [To Valera, about plastic surgery] Speed had this girlfriend a while back and she looked like she stood in a wind tunnel.

Eric: According to the vic, this cowboy came through the front door, guns blazing.
Speed: I wonder if he tied up his horse.

Eric: Calleigh, I wanted to thank you. For taking care of that girl today.
Calleigh: It's no problem. You would have done the same thing for me.
Eric: Yeah. It's just that, uh...you've helped me out a lot this year.
Calleigh: Well, I appreciate you for appreciating me. [She kisses his cheek]

Eric: Calleigh, I'm serious, I don't want anything to happen to you. [She kisses him again]
Calleigh: C'mon. I have the safest house in Miami. Do you know how many guns I have?

Eric: Could death have been accidental?
Alexx: Maybe, but to leave a woman the way we found her, you've got to be guilty of something.

Eric: Cute girls.
Calleigh: Yeah, they thought you were cute, too.
Eric: Yeah, What did they say?
Calleigh: They wanted to know if you had a younger brother.

Eric: Get out, Wolfe! Just get out!
[Ryan looks at Calleigh--who looks at Ryan in disbelief--then leaves] [Horatio shoots Billy Gantry's abductor; Ryan only hears what is happening on the phone]

Eric: Have you seen Peter Elliott?
Ryan: Is that the federal guy with the salt-and-pepper hair? Yeah, he poked his head in, wanted to get to the documents lab.
Eric: And you sent him to the print lab instead, right?
Ryan: Yeah, of course. [Pause] He's only here for Calleigh, anyway.
Eric: Yeah, he's had a thing for Calleigh since the first money case they worked together.