Boy Meets World quotes
406 total quotesShawn: Mr. Turner, what if my choice is to not do the assignment?
Turner: You want this one, George?
Feeny: No, no, your class. I get them after lunch.
Turner: Well, then you would get an F, not get into college, and spend your time hanging out at the local convenience store waiting for them to bring in a new batch of lottery tickets.
Shawn: And that would change my life... how?
Turner: You want this one, George?
Feeny: No, no, your class. I get them after lunch.
Turner: Well, then you would get an F, not get into college, and spend your time hanging out at the local convenience store waiting for them to bring in a new batch of lottery tickets.
Shawn: And that would change my life... how?
Shawn: That's okay. You're my friend, and I'm gonna teach you how to be poor.
Cory: Would ya?
Shawn: Well, it's not gonna be easy. You come from a world of many pants.
Cory: Would ya?
Shawn: Well, it's not gonna be easy. You come from a world of many pants.
Shawn: Wow! And to think you were my only rich friend.
Cory: Comfortable. Never rich.
Shawn: Indoor plumbing? Rich.
Cory: Comfortable. Never rich.
Shawn: Indoor plumbing? Rich.
Topanga: Cory, one little haircut is not going to change me.
Cory: Where are you going?
Topanga: This outfit with this hair? Hello, buh bye, I am so at the mall.
Cory: Where are you going?
Topanga: This outfit with this hair? Hello, buh bye, I am so at the mall.
Topanga: If it's any consolation, I think you can do a lot better than Jennifer Bassett.
Shawn: You think so?
Cory: Wait a minute, Topanga, have you looked at her?
Topanga: Okay, so she's pretty, she's tall, she drives a red new convertible, heck, I'd go out with her.
Shawn: You think so?
Cory: Wait a minute, Topanga, have you looked at her?
Topanga: Okay, so she's pretty, she's tall, she drives a red new convertible, heck, I'd go out with her.
Topanga: Where does milk come from?
Eric: A carton!
Topanga: Be more specific.
Eric: A milk carton!
Eric: A carton!
Topanga: Be more specific.
Eric: A milk carton!
Topanga: You think this is funny?
Cory: No, Mistress Topanga, I think this is the opposite of funny. I think it's...wood.
Cory: No, Mistress Topanga, I think this is the opposite of funny. I think it's...wood.
Turner: Hey, Hunter! [walks over to Shawn, who is sleeping] Hey! [taps Shawn] How were you affected by that reading?
Shawn: [in his sleep] I don't wanna go to school, Daddy. Cory's reading poetry.
Turner: You get your butt out of that bed and get to class!
Shawn: [still sleeping] Okay... okay. [eyes closed, stands up clumsily and stumbles out of the class]
Turner: [deadpan] Gee, I wonder what's gonna happen.
Shawn: [in his sleep] I don't wanna go to school, Daddy. Cory's reading poetry.
Turner: You get your butt out of that bed and get to class!
Shawn: [still sleeping] Okay... okay. [eyes closed, stands up clumsily and stumbles out of the class]
Turner: [deadpan] Gee, I wonder what's gonna happen.
Vader: [to Cory] I remember you, little man. You're in my son's poetry class. You're a bad influence! [leans in closely] I should crush you like garlic and put you in my spaghetti!
Virna: What did you say?
Chet: What did I say?
Virna: You said "We work." We don't work, I work. I work like a pig!
Chet: Good thing, because we got a whole microwave full of bills to pay.
Chet: What did I say?
Virna: You said "We work." We don't work, I work. I work like a pig!
Chet: Good thing, because we got a whole microwave full of bills to pay.
[After seeing Corinna's new song Shallow Boy]
Eric: Oh, that could be about anyone.
Shawn: Well the next song is called Eric Matthews, You're So Vain You Probably Didn't Know This Song Before It Was About You.
Eric: I'm famous!
Eric: Oh, that could be about anyone.
Shawn: Well the next song is called Eric Matthews, You're So Vain You Probably Didn't Know This Song Before It Was About You.
Eric: I'm famous!
[Car horn honks.]
Eric: Oh, there's Kelly. Better get going.
Amy: Whoa, wait a minute. You guys have been going out for a while and we still haven't met her. You should invite her to come in.
Eric: Uh, you know, Mom, we're really in a hurry.
Amy: [calling out the door] Kelly, hon, come on in.
Eric: You know something? We're really in a rush.
Alan: What's the matter? Afraid I'll say something to embarrass you?
Kelly: [enters] Hi, I'm Kelly.
Alan: [looking her over] Atta boy!
Eric: Oh, there's Kelly. Better get going.
Amy: Whoa, wait a minute. You guys have been going out for a while and we still haven't met her. You should invite her to come in.
Eric: Uh, you know, Mom, we're really in a hurry.
Amy: [calling out the door] Kelly, hon, come on in.
Eric: You know something? We're really in a rush.
Alan: What's the matter? Afraid I'll say something to embarrass you?
Kelly: [enters] Hi, I'm Kelly.
Alan: [looking her over] Atta boy!
[Cory is driving]
Shawn: Cory, can you drive a little faster? 'Cause there's like twenty cars jammed up behind us.
Cory: Shawn, I happen to be cruising at -- what's it say? I can't look down or we'll crash.
Topanga: Eighteen miles an hour.
Cory: I'm up to eighteen? I hope this thing has airbags!
Shawn: Cory, a bicycle just passed you.
Cory: [Motioning with his arm out the window] Come around me! Come around me, please!
Shawn: Cory, can you drive a little faster? 'Cause there's like twenty cars jammed up behind us.
Cory: Shawn, I happen to be cruising at -- what's it say? I can't look down or we'll crash.
Topanga: Eighteen miles an hour.
Cory: I'm up to eighteen? I hope this thing has airbags!
Shawn: Cory, a bicycle just passed you.
Cory: [Motioning with his arm out the window] Come around me! Come around me, please!
[Cory is driving]
Topanga: Cory, I don't get it. You and your father have always gotten along great.
Cory: Yeah, cause I've always been safe and dependable Cory. Well, tonight a new Cory is born. Dark, wild Cory; built for speed. 24, 25, 26. Look at me, I'm breaking the law.
[Sirens and flashing lights appear behind them.]
Cory: Well, we all saw that coming.
Topanga: Cory, I don't get it. You and your father have always gotten along great.
Cory: Yeah, cause I've always been safe and dependable Cory. Well, tonight a new Cory is born. Dark, wild Cory; built for speed. 24, 25, 26. Look at me, I'm breaking the law.
[Sirens and flashing lights appear behind them.]
Cory: Well, we all saw that coming.