Boston Legal quotes
442 total quotesDouglas Karnes: Christians believe that Jesus will come again. Are they all nuts?
Alan: Most.
Alan: Most.
Dr Harati Waibi: Even though it's legal in Nepal, our clinic made the decision not to in order to receive US funding. However, we hung up a poster that said, �We Believe That A Woman Has A Right To Control Her Own Body.��
Denny Crane: Objection - misleading. Women can't control their bodies. They're either menstruating or lactating.
Denny Crane: Objection - misleading. Women can't control their bodies. They're either menstruating or lactating.
Dr James Tusten: Catholic hospitals are free to interpret sections of the Ethical and Religious Directive liberally or conservatively. St Mary's takes a very strict application of Catholic teachings. That's why I chose to work there.
Shirley: I see. Tell me, Dr Tusten, do you have a set schedule at the ER?
Dr James Tusten: Of course.
Shirley: But that puts you squarely on the job during the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 states that those who work on the Sabbath should be put to death.
Shirley: I see. Tell me, Dr Tusten, do you have a set schedule at the ER?
Dr James Tusten: Of course.
Shirley: But that puts you squarely on the job during the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 states that those who work on the Sabbath should be put to death.
Dr. Field: I didn't shoot before Denny, but I will this time. I really will.
Denny: Sydney, I took you out once. Don't make me do it again.
Dr. Field: With what?
Denny: This! [takes out his gun and fires]
Alan: You said you'd never so much as look at a gun again.
Denny: I never said I wouldn't shoot one.
Denny: Sydney, I took you out once. Don't make me do it again.
Dr. Field: With what?
Denny: This! [takes out his gun and fires]
Alan: You said you'd never so much as look at a gun again.
Denny: I never said I wouldn't shoot one.
Dr. Glouberman: I would never do anything to harm a patient. My fat, Denise, it's the good stuff.
Dr. Glouberman: She's a vicious, spiteful, treacherous pig. That's what she is.
Denise: I'm not going to lead with that.
Denise: I'm not going to lead with that.
Dr. Lee: And who is the current President of the United States?
Denny: That would be Ernest Borgnine.
Denny: That would be Ernest Borgnine.
Dwight Biddle: It's Bumpy, isn't it? I had such a crush on that cow. It doesn't mean I'm gay.
Dwight Biddle: We became very close.
Shirley: You strayed with livestock?
Dwight Biddle: It's not what you think. It was all very loving.
Shirley: You strayed with livestock?
Dwight Biddle: It's not what you think. It was all very loving.
Environmentalist: Excuse me. Are you Denny Crane?
Denny: Yes I am, and I am not your father.
Denny: Yes I am, and I am not your father.
Frank: Knowing you, you'd probably plan to get up in the end and deliver some stirring closing like cannibalism is good, the world needs more people devouring each other.
Alan: No, we already have enough of that.
Alan: No, we already have enough of that.
Frank: No deal. He goes to jail. And tell your boy, between now and trial, he'd better not eat anyone else.
Alan: Tell me, Mr. Vote-For-Me-Come-November, what if you lose this trial? Did that ever occur to you?
Frank: Funny. It didn't.
Alan: Perhaps it should.
Frank: I would love to see how you can open this one... Shirley.
Alan: Tell me, Mr. Vote-For-Me-Come-November, what if you lose this trial? Did that ever occur to you?
Frank: Funny. It didn't.
Alan: Perhaps it should.
Frank: I would love to see how you can open this one... Shirley.
Frank: You attacked a man, cutting off his fingers. As someone who took an oath to uphold the law, yes, I take that personally.
Brad: Good sound bite, Frank. Might want to save it for the cameras.
Brad: Good sound bite, Frank. Might want to save it for the cameras.
Garrett: I want you out of my office! I'm an attorney, I graduated top of my class at Suffolk University Law School, I passed the Bar Exam the very first try, AND I was recruited by the best firms.
Catherine: I killed a man.
Catherine: I killed a man.