Beavis and Butt-Head quotes
1300 total quotesButt-head: These chicks should marry GWAR.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah! That would be cool!
Butt-head: They would have offspring that would be the coolest people ever lived.
Beavis: Yeah! And they would rule Antarctica.
Butt-head: They would rule the entire world.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah! That would be cool!
Butt-head: They would have offspring that would be the coolest people ever lived.
Beavis: Yeah! And they would rule Antarctica.
Butt-head: They would rule the entire world.
Butt-head: These dudes need to quit screwing around and get back to making sandwiches.
Beavis: But it is kind of a good song, like, if you kinda listen to it for a while, it is pretty cool.
Butt-head: Beavis, you bunghole! Quit talking about this video and do something funny again.
Beavis: Okay, check this out. [blows a huge raspberry]
Butt-head: That's not even funny, Beavis. You have to do it like this. [puts his finger between his lips and babbles] A-blblblblblblblblblbl.
Beavis: Oh yeah.
Butt-head: Now see, that's cool.
Beavis: Yeah, I see what you mean. Okay, check this out. [babbles] A-blblblblblblblblblbl.
Ween, Push the Little Daises
Beavis: But it is kind of a good song, like, if you kinda listen to it for a while, it is pretty cool.
Butt-head: Beavis, you bunghole! Quit talking about this video and do something funny again.
Beavis: Okay, check this out. [blows a huge raspberry]
Butt-head: That's not even funny, Beavis. You have to do it like this. [puts his finger between his lips and babbles] A-blblblblblblblblblbl.
Beavis: Oh yeah.
Butt-head: Now see, that's cool.
Beavis: Yeah, I see what you mean. Okay, check this out. [babbles] A-blblblblblblblblblbl.
Ween, Push the Little Daises
Butt-head: These dudes were like...always calling each other nerds and stuff.
Beavis: Yeah, I wonder why.
Butt-head: Uh...I think that was back in the old days before they invented words like nads and buttmunch and dumbass.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah. Things are a lot better now.
Butt-head: Yeah, buttmunch. You know what else they were always saying? "Sit on it."
Beavis: Sit on what...? What? Oh yeah! This is a pretty cool show.
Whale, Hobo Humpin' Slobo Babe
Beavis: Yeah, I wonder why.
Butt-head: Uh...I think that was back in the old days before they invented words like nads and buttmunch and dumbass.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah. Things are a lot better now.
Butt-head: Yeah, buttmunch. You know what else they were always saying? "Sit on it."
Beavis: Sit on what...? What? Oh yeah! This is a pretty cool show.
Whale, Hobo Humpin' Slobo Babe
Butt-head: These guys are called the Smashing Pumpkins.
Beavis: Oh yeah? I don't see 'em smashing anything.
Butt-head: Yeah. And I don't see any pumpkins.
Beavis: Like, this part of the song, right here, this is pretty cool. This is where they should, like, smash stuff. See? See, right there. Right there, they could be smashing stuff, see? Instead of like, you know, doing that other stuff.
Beavis: Oh yeah? I don't see 'em smashing anything.
Butt-head: Yeah. And I don't see any pumpkins.
Beavis: Like, this part of the song, right here, this is pretty cool. This is where they should, like, smash stuff. See? See, right there. Right there, they could be smashing stuff, see? Instead of like, you know, doing that other stuff.
Butt-head: These guys are cool cause they're like, pissed off.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like they're cool cause they're like, pissed off.
Butt-head: Damnit Beavis, how come you always have to repeat what I say? Why do you do that?
Beavis: Yeah, heh, why do you do that?
Butt-head: Beavis, if you repeat what I say one more time I'm gonna kick your ass.
Beavis: I'm gonna kick your ass.
Butt-head: See, you did it again, Beavis.
Beavis: You did it again, heh, Beavis.
Bivouac, Cynic
Beavis: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like they're cool cause they're like, pissed off.
Butt-head: Damnit Beavis, how come you always have to repeat what I say? Why do you do that?
Beavis: Yeah, heh, why do you do that?
Butt-head: Beavis, if you repeat what I say one more time I'm gonna kick your ass.
Beavis: I'm gonna kick your ass.
Butt-head: See, you did it again, Beavis.
Beavis: You did it again, heh, Beavis.
Bivouac, Cynic
Butt-head: These guys are cool.
Beavis: Yeah. It kicks butt! It kicks ass! It kicks ass!
Butt-head: Rock on, Beavis.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah! Rock!
Beavis: Yeah. It kicks butt! It kicks ass! It kicks ass!
Butt-head: Rock on, Beavis.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah! Rock!
Butt-head: These guys are from that country where everything sucks.
Beavis: Yeah, and they all talk like wussies. [imitating the voice at the start of the video] Naughty, very naughty.
Butt-head: People from that country are stupid. [mock-British accent] I do say, old chap, I need to choke my chicken.
Beavis: Yeah. Bloody well right.
Frank Sinatra & Bono, I've Got You Under My Skin
Beavis: Yeah, and they all talk like wussies. [imitating the voice at the start of the video] Naughty, very naughty.
Butt-head: People from that country are stupid. [mock-British accent] I do say, old chap, I need to choke my chicken.
Beavis: Yeah. Bloody well right.
Frank Sinatra & Bono, I've Got You Under My Skin
Butt-head: These guys live on the edge!
Beavis: Yeah, the edge of "Wuss Cliff"!
Beavis: Yeah, the edge of "Wuss Cliff"!
Butt-head: These guys should like, get together with the Spin Doctors, and like, paint stuff.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah, and throw paint around. Seems like every time a bunch of guys get together and throw paint around, there's always some chicks there.
Butt-head: Yeah. I wonder why.
Snoop Dogg, Gin and Juice
Beavis: Yeah, yeah, and throw paint around. Seems like every time a bunch of guys get together and throw paint around, there's always some chicks there.
Butt-head: Yeah. I wonder why.
Snoop Dogg, Gin and Juice
Butt-head: They should chop other people's heads off in videos. That would be cool.
Beavis: Yeah, like in that Neil Diamond video. That's where they should be doing this!
[Ted Nugent's head is disembodied and is still alive]
Beavis: Yeah, like in that Neil Diamond video. That's where they should be doing this!
[Ted Nugent's head is disembodied and is still alive]
Butt-head: They should get this guy on that 16 Minutes show instead of that old Mickey Rooney dude they got. He sucks.
Beavis: Check this out, Butt-head. [imitates Andy Rooney] You know what I don't understand? Why is it that every time I pick my nose, it's full again in a few minutes? Funk dat!
Butt-head: You sound just like that buttmunch.
Beavis: Check this out, too. [imitates Andy Rooney again] How come they call it taking a dump and not leaving a dump? I mean after all, you're not really taking it anywhere. Funk dat!
Sausage, Riddles Are Abound Tonight
Beavis: Check this out, Butt-head. [imitates Andy Rooney] You know what I don't understand? Why is it that every time I pick my nose, it's full again in a few minutes? Funk dat!
Butt-head: You sound just like that buttmunch.
Beavis: Check this out, too. [imitates Andy Rooney again] How come they call it taking a dump and not leaving a dump? I mean after all, you're not really taking it anywhere. Funk dat!
Sausage, Riddles Are Abound Tonight