Beavis and Butt-Head quotes
1300 total quotesButt-head: That lead singer, he's cool. He reminds me of my cousin.
Beavis: Oh yeah. Which one?
Butt-head: Uhh, you know...Richard Head?
Debbie Gibson, Out of the Blue
Beavis: Oh yeah. Which one?
Butt-head: Uhh, you know...Richard Head?
Debbie Gibson, Out of the Blue
Butt-head: That looks like that dude from Deliverance.
Beavis: Remember that part with that pig?
Butt-head: That wasn't a pig, Beavis. That was Ned Beatty.
Beavis: I watched that movie seven times.
Butt-head: Me too. Squeal like a pig, boy!
Beavis: Yeah!
Prince, The Most Beautiful Girl in the World [Prince is wearing tight pants and his penis can be seen bulging]
Beavis: Remember that part with that pig?
Butt-head: That wasn't a pig, Beavis. That was Ned Beatty.
Beavis: I watched that movie seven times.
Butt-head: Me too. Squeal like a pig, boy!
Beavis: Yeah!
Prince, The Most Beautiful Girl in the World [Prince is wearing tight pants and his penis can be seen bulging]
Butt-head: That was cool uh-uh, when we killed that frog, uh-uh. He won't croak again.
Butt-head: That was cool.
[The pair both play air guitar, in celebration of their antic, until they see a frog]
[The pair both play air guitar, in celebration of their antic, until they see a frog]
Butt-head: That was cool.
[The pair hum out Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Water" as a celebration for killing the frog. They soon see a poodle nearby]
[The pair hum out Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Water" as a celebration for killing the frog. They soon see a poodle nearby]
Butt-head: That's how we roll through the Century 21 Branch Office.
Beavis: Biatch! Yeah, take that! Their walls aren't clean now!
Beavis: Biatch! Yeah, take that! Their walls aren't clean now!
Butt-head: The army kicks ass.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah. Is Anthrax in the army?
Butt-head: Uh, I think that Scott dude is in the army.
Beavis: Yeah, he has a regulation cut. Like Major Dan.
Butt-head: Yeah: "Today's army rocks".
Beavis: Yeah, yeah. Is Anthrax in the army?
Butt-head: Uh, I think that Scott dude is in the army.
Beavis: Yeah, he has a regulation cut. Like Major Dan.
Butt-head: Yeah: "Today's army rocks".
Butt-head: The phone is ringing and I cannot linger. So look out butt, here comes my finger!
Butt-head: Their parents were in the Beatles.
Beavis: These chicks sound like Alvin and the Chipmunks.
Butt-head: Yeah, I like Theodore. He's cool.
Beavis: Which one's Theodore?
Butt-head: He's the fat one. I bet the fat one has a big butt. "I like big butts and I will not lie! You other brothers can't deny!"
Winger, Seventeen
Beavis: These chicks sound like Alvin and the Chipmunks.
Butt-head: Yeah, I like Theodore. He's cool.
Beavis: Which one's Theodore?
Butt-head: He's the fat one. I bet the fat one has a big butt. "I like big butts and I will not lie! You other brothers can't deny!"
Winger, Seventeen
Butt-head: There once was a man from Venus...who had a rocket-shaped, uh...wiener.
Butt-head: There's like, three things wrong with this video. One, this dude sucks. And, uhh��three, he's trying to rap a love song.
Beavis: You know, um��if this was a real rap song about love, he'd be saying �We have no love for hoes.��
Butt-head: Yeah. He'd be like, �I don't love you hoes, I'm out the doe�� (door)
Violent Femmes, Breakin' Up
Beavis: You know, um��if this was a real rap song about love, he'd be saying �We have no love for hoes.��
Butt-head: Yeah. He'd be like, �I don't love you hoes, I'm out the doe�� (door)
Violent Femmes, Breakin' Up
Butt-head: These are like sports bleepers.
Beavis: Sports suck!
Butt-head: This is like circus music.
Beavis: Yeah, this sucks!
Dr. Dre, Keep Their Heads Ringin'
Beavis: Sports suck!
Butt-head: This is like circus music.
Beavis: Yeah, this sucks!
Dr. Dre, Keep Their Heads Ringin'
Butt-head: These chicks are pretty cool. They just have a bunch of naked dudes around so they can use them whenever they need it.
Beavis: Yeah. Some bands have a bunch of water bottles and stuff around so if they get thirsty, but these chicks just like, keep naked dudes. That rules--you know, for a chick.
Butt-head: It's a pretty good idea. You'll probably see a lot more bands doing that now.
Carmen Electra, Everybody Get On Up
Beavis: Yeah. Some bands have a bunch of water bottles and stuff around so if they get thirsty, but these chicks just like, keep naked dudes. That rules--you know, for a chick.
Butt-head: It's a pretty good idea. You'll probably see a lot more bands doing that now.
Carmen Electra, Everybody Get On Up