Beavis and Butt-Head quotes
1300 total quotesButt-head: How did this ever happen? This is like...just a bunch of bungholes.
Beavis: Yeah, because...[sees Shannen Doherty] WHOA! That's that Brenda bitch from Beverly Hills [Becomes hyperactive and says several numbers, until Butt-head slaps him]...210.
Butt-head: Beavis, next time you're talking about that show, just say Beverly Hills and forget about the numbers, okay?
Beavis: Oh. Okay.
Beavis: Yeah, because...[sees Shannen Doherty] WHOA! That's that Brenda bitch from Beverly Hills [Becomes hyperactive and says several numbers, until Butt-head slaps him]...210.
Butt-head: Beavis, next time you're talking about that show, just say Beverly Hills and forget about the numbers, okay?
Beavis: Oh. Okay.
Butt-head: How do you do that, Beavis?
Beavis: You just talk backwards.
Butt-head: Yeah, but like, how?
Beavis: Like this. Um...I am...no wait, that wasn't right...this is...uh, no...damn it, I forgot! I can't do it anymore!
Butt-head: You can't do it anymore.
Stone Temple Pilots, Plush
Beavis: You just talk backwards.
Butt-head: Yeah, but like, how?
Beavis: Like this. Um...I am...no wait, that wasn't right...this is...uh, no...damn it, I forgot! I can't do it anymore!
Butt-head: You can't do it anymore.
Stone Temple Pilots, Plush
Butt-head: How does he make it, so like, you can't see his schlong?
Beavis: Oh, it's easy, Butt-head. You push it down to your taint and you tape it to your buttcrack with duct tape. I've done it before.
Butt-head: Uh...why did you tape your wiener to your buttbrack, Beavis?
Beavis: Um...I don't know, I wanted to try it, I thought maybe it'd save time.
Beavis: Oh, it's easy, Butt-head. You push it down to your taint and you tape it to your buttcrack with duct tape. I've done it before.
Butt-head: Uh...why did you tape your wiener to your buttbrack, Beavis?
Beavis: Um...I don't know, I wanted to try it, I thought maybe it'd save time.
Butt-head: How many fat dudes are there in this band?
Beavis: Um, uhhhhhhhh, well, there's at least, um, two.
Butt-head: Yeah. They need to get a big, fat drummer.
Beavis: Yeah, really. And like, just a couple big, fat dudes dancing around would be cool too.
Beavis: Um, uhhhhhhhh, well, there's at least, um, two.
Butt-head: Yeah. They need to get a big, fat drummer.
Beavis: Yeah, really. And like, just a couple big, fat dudes dancing around would be cool too.
Butt-head: How many videos are they gonna make with chicks in a bathtub?
Beavis: At least if they showed them naked it would be cool.
Butt-head: Yeah. How come they never have chicks in showers?
Beavis: Like in soap commercials. Did you ever see that soap commercial where that chick gets stabbed? [Beavis imitates stabbing movements and Bernard Hermann's score] REE! REE! REE! REE! REE!
Butt-head: No, buttmunch. That's that movie about those guys in the woods.
Beavis: They're not in the woods. They're in the shower. [imitates stabbing movements again] REE! REE! REE! REE!
Beavis: At least if they showed them naked it would be cool.
Butt-head: Yeah. How come they never have chicks in showers?
Beavis: Like in soap commercials. Did you ever see that soap commercial where that chick gets stabbed? [Beavis imitates stabbing movements and Bernard Hermann's score] REE! REE! REE! REE! REE!
Butt-head: No, buttmunch. That's that movie about those guys in the woods.
Beavis: They're not in the woods. They're in the shower. [imitates stabbing movements again] REE! REE! REE! REE!
Butt-head: Huh huh huh. Maybe we should go buy something.
Beavis: Yeah. Heh heh heh. Like what? Heh heh heh.
TV announcer: Good evening and welcome to America's Most Hated. What you're about to see is a crime so heinous, so replusive, so actual, it may shake your very faith in human nature.
Beavis: Yeah. Heh heh heh. Like what? Heh heh heh.
TV announcer: Good evening and welcome to America's Most Hated. What you're about to see is a crime so heinous, so replusive, so actual, it may shake your very faith in human nature.
Butt-head: Huh huh. Urinating's cool.
Beavis: Hey Butt-head. Do dogs urinate? Heh heh heh.
Butt-head: Beavis, you dillweed. Of course they urinate. Why do you think they lift their leg? Huh huh huh.
[Beavis and Butt-head proceed to lift one of their legs while urinating on a bush. A dog then comes over and urinates on the same bush.]
Beavis: Hey Butt-head. Do dogs urinate? Heh heh heh.
Butt-head: Beavis, you dillweed. Of course they urinate. Why do you think they lift their leg? Huh huh huh.
[Beavis and Butt-head proceed to lift one of their legs while urinating on a bush. A dog then comes over and urinates on the same bush.]
Butt-Head: Huh,huh, this court is now in session.
Beavis: I know you've sworn sir, and I've read your complaint. Heh,heh.
(Butt-Head punches Beavis in the face)
Beavis: I know you've sworn sir, and I've read your complaint. Heh,heh.
(Butt-Head punches Beavis in the face)
Butt-head: I bet these guys like practice their little wussy dance movies.
Beavis: Yeah. Guitars up! Two, three, four and kick!
Beavis: Yeah. Guitars up! Two, three, four and kick!
Butt-head: I bet this chick would like, be into me and stuff because like, you know, she has braces.
Beavis: She's probably got one of those overbites.
Butt-head: Uh, I wish she'd give me an overbite.
Beavis: She's probably got one of those overbites.
Butt-head: Uh, I wish she'd give me an overbite.
Butt-head: I bet this dude scores a lot because like, he wears black.
Beavis: Plus, he's like, old.
Beavis: Plus, he's like, old.
Butt-head: I can't get out. I'm, like, stuck. Huh huh.
Beavis: Really, heh heh. That's cool.
Butt-head: It's not cool, Beavis. I'm not sure yet, but I think it sucks.
Beavis: Really, heh heh. That's cool.
Butt-head: It's not cool, Beavis. I'm not sure yet, but I think it sucks.