Butt-head: How does he make it, so like, you can't see his schlong?
Beavis: Oh, it's easy, Butt-head. You push it down to your taint and you tape it to your buttcrack with duct tape. I've done it before.
Butt-head: Uh...why did you tape your wiener to your buttbrack, Beavis?
Beavis: Um...I don't know, I wanted to try it, I thought maybe it'd save time.

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