Beavis and Butt-Head quotes
1300 total quotesBeavis: Hey check out those guys!
Butt-head: Oh yeah. Mr. Bungholio and his twirling fartknockers.
Beavis: Yeah. It's like someone said, "Okay, this sucks. I think it's time to bring out Mr. Bungholio and his twirling buttknockers."
Butt-head: Uh...that's fartknocker, Beavis.
Butt-head: Oh yeah. Mr. Bungholio and his twirling fartknockers.
Beavis: Yeah. It's like someone said, "Okay, this sucks. I think it's time to bring out Mr. Bungholio and his twirling buttknockers."
Butt-head: Uh...that's fartknocker, Beavis.
Beavis: Hey! No shirt, no shoes, no service!
Butt-head: Those are the rules! Now get the hell out of my store!
Butt-head: Those are the rules! Now get the hell out of my store!
Beavis: Hey, Butt-head, where is Butt Town?
Butt-head: I don't know, but I'm gonna find a map and go there.
Beavis: Can I come too?
Butt-head: Uh... no, Beavis. Dumbass.
Butt-head: I don't know, but I'm gonna find a map and go there.
Beavis: Can I come too?
Butt-head: Uh... no, Beavis. Dumbass.
Beavis: Hey, Butt-head. I bet if we had a bomb, Pantera would hang out with us.
Butt-Head: Yeah. We could make 'em hang out with us.
Butt-Head: Yeah. We could make 'em hang out with us.
Beavis: Hey, check it out, it's those "Black Hole Sun" mountains!
Butt-head: Oh yeah. I heard about that, it's like, there's these hills outside Seattle, and they call 'em the Black Hole Sun mountains. And it's like, they're just filled with bands and stuff.
Beavis: Whoa, really? That'd be cool if you could, like, take like a bus tour through the hills and see all the bands.
Butt-head: Yeah, that would kick ass! It'd be like: "Up on your left is Soundgarden".
Beavis: Yeah, yeah: "And if you be real quiet, we might see Alice in Chains!"
Butt-head: Yeah.
Beavis: "And, if you be real quiet, you might be able to see these buttmunches!"
Butt-head: Oh yeah. I heard about that, it's like, there's these hills outside Seattle, and they call 'em the Black Hole Sun mountains. And it's like, they're just filled with bands and stuff.
Beavis: Whoa, really? That'd be cool if you could, like, take like a bus tour through the hills and see all the bands.
Butt-head: Yeah, that would kick ass! It'd be like: "Up on your left is Soundgarden".
Beavis: Yeah, yeah: "And if you be real quiet, we might see Alice in Chains!"
Butt-head: Yeah.
Beavis: "And, if you be real quiet, you might be able to see these buttmunches!"
Beavis: Hey, check it out, that looks like that Jungle Ride.
Butt-head: Oh yeah. That's so stupid. You get in there and then there's that guy with that safari hat on and stuff.
Beavis: When I used to go on that thing, I used to just like, jump off the boat and wade around in the water, and go off into the bushes and sit there by myself. And then I'd stand up and pull down my pants and go "Poopapoo!"
Butt-head: Oh yeah. That's so stupid. You get in there and then there's that guy with that safari hat on and stuff.
Beavis: When I used to go on that thing, I used to just like, jump off the boat and wade around in the water, and go off into the bushes and sit there by myself. And then I'd stand up and pull down my pants and go "Poopapoo!"
Beavis: Hey, check it out. It's Dean and Gene Ween.
Butt-head: Ween.
Beavis: Ween kicks ass.
Butt-head: Yeah. This is kinda groovy.
Beavis: [screeches] Freedom! Yeah, this is kinda groovy.
Butt-head: Ween.
Beavis: Ween kicks ass.
Butt-head: Yeah. This is kinda groovy.
Beavis: [screeches] Freedom! Yeah, this is kinda groovy.
Beavis: Hey, check this out, Butt-head. Fryer, fryer, FRYER!!!
Butt-head: Beavis...
Beavis: Oh yeah. Fryer!
Butt-head: Beavis...
Beavis: Oh yeah. Fryer!
Beavis: Hey, get a haircut, hippie!
Butt-head: This isn't the sixties, dillhole!
Beavis: My uncle didn't go to Vietnam just so you could walk around with long, hippy-boy hair with your shirt off, heh, damnit.
Butt-head: Uh, your uncle never went to Vietnam, Beavis. He was in jail.
Beavis: I know, I know, that's what I said. My Uncle didn't go to Vietnam so you could have long hair, see? That's what I meant.
Butt-head: You're a stupid, dumb bunghole, Beavis.
Beavis: I am not. Shut up, Butt-head.
Butt-head: This isn't the sixties, dillhole!
Beavis: My uncle didn't go to Vietnam just so you could walk around with long, hippy-boy hair with your shirt off, heh, damnit.
Butt-head: Uh, your uncle never went to Vietnam, Beavis. He was in jail.
Beavis: I know, I know, that's what I said. My Uncle didn't go to Vietnam so you could have long hair, see? That's what I meant.
Butt-head: You're a stupid, dumb bunghole, Beavis.
Beavis: I am not. Shut up, Butt-head.
Beavis: Hey, hey! Did you hear that? They're like, screwing up. They're not together.
Butt-head: Yeah. Boner's dad needs to have a talk with him.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah.
Butt-head: He needs to say "Dammit Boner, learn to sing before I kick your ass."
Beavis: Yeah, yeah. He needs to say "Get in your room and practice, dammit!"
Butt-head: You'd make a good father, Beavis.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah. Thanks.
Butt-head: Yeah. Boner's dad needs to have a talk with him.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah.
Butt-head: He needs to say "Dammit Boner, learn to sing before I kick your ass."
Beavis: Yeah, yeah. He needs to say "Get in your room and practice, dammit!"
Butt-head: You'd make a good father, Beavis.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah. Thanks.
Beavis: Hey, how come this guy's wearing a dress?
Butt-head: Because he's doing his laundry, dumbass.
Beavis: Oh, really?
Butt-head: Because he's doing his laundry, dumbass.
Beavis: Oh, really?
Beavis: Hey, it's that dude from Damn Yankees!
Butt-head: Oh yeah. Once I saw on MTV News that this dude likes to take, like, a bow and arrow and go like, shoot animals with it.
Beavis: No way, really? Doesn't he get in trouble?
Butt-head: No, I think it's okay. I think he can do that because he's like one of those, uh...Republicans.
Beavis: Really? I wanna become a Republican! That would rule!
Butt-head: But then like, I think once you become a Republican, it's like, you don't score anymore.
Beavis: Oh well. I guess I'll just keep being a Mexican, then.
Butt-head: Oh yeah. Once I saw on MTV News that this dude likes to take, like, a bow and arrow and go like, shoot animals with it.
Beavis: No way, really? Doesn't he get in trouble?
Butt-head: No, I think it's okay. I think he can do that because he's like one of those, uh...Republicans.
Beavis: Really? I wanna become a Republican! That would rule!
Butt-head: But then like, I think once you become a Republican, it's like, you don't score anymore.
Beavis: Oh well. I guess I'll just keep being a Mexican, then.
Beavis: Hey, it's that flying skull again. That flying skull rules.
Butt-head: Yeah. He oughta, like, fly away and go into a video that doesn't suck.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah, or he could, like, start his own show.
Butt-head: Yeah. I would watch it!
Beavis: Yeah, yeah, me too!
Butt-head: Yeah. He oughta, like, fly away and go into a video that doesn't suck.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah, or he could, like, start his own show.
Butt-head: Yeah. I would watch it!
Beavis: Yeah, yeah, me too!
Beavis: Hey, it's that guy from Dragnet!
Butt-head: Yeah. I carry a badge. My name's Friday.
Beavis: [Bono appears on screen] Yeah. My name's Boner.
Butt-head: My name's Boner's dad.
Butt-head: Yeah. I carry a badge. My name's Friday.
Beavis: [Bono appears on screen] Yeah. My name's Boner.
Butt-head: My name's Boner's dad.