Beavis: Hey, get a haircut, hippie!
Butt-head: This isn't the sixties, dillhole!
Beavis: My uncle didn't go to Vietnam just so you could walk around with long, hippy-boy hair with your shirt off, heh, damnit.
Butt-head: Uh, your uncle never went to Vietnam, Beavis. He was in jail.
Beavis: I know, I know, that's what I said. My Uncle didn't go to Vietnam so you could have long hair, see? That's what I meant.
Butt-head: You're a stupid, dumb bunghole, Beavis.
Beavis: I am not. Shut up, Butt-head.

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