Xena: Warrior Princess quotes

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Gabrielle: You taught me that there are things in life worth dying for-- things that hold a higher meaning than our own existence.
Xena: Not your existence.
Gabrielle: Why? 'Cause I'm your friend?
Xena: Yes!
Gabrielle: Well then, honor my memory.

Gabrielle: YOU USED MY SCROLL??
Xena: I had to improvise. There were no good leaves! I used a piece that hardly had any writing on it.

Gabrielle: You're honoring the river, kaltaka.
Vanessa: Honor life.
Xena: Well, you have a funny way of showing it. They killed hundreds of us.
Vanessa: You killers. You kill trees, earth, all. And when we say ‘no, go from here,' you kill Pomira.

Gabrielle: You're not much for girl talk are you? (Xena draws her sword.) Of course you're not like most girls.

Gabrielle: You're waiting for the right moment to say I told you so, aren't you?
Xena: Nope. I'm waiting for you to say it for me.

Gabrielle: You've changed, Xena. Like this valley. Once it was a place full of death and violence. But now it's full of beauty and life. The same kind of change has happened to you.

Gabrielle: You've got to take me with you-- teach me everything you know. You can't leave me here in Poteidaia. I wanna go with you. I've studied the stars... spoken with philosophers... and I have the gift of prophecy. I can be very valuable to you. Take me with you. I want so much to be like you.
Xena: And I want to be like you.

Galen: If she had hit him an inch lower, she could have killed the monster.
Xena: She knew that. That's why he's still alive.
Marmax: Are you telling me that she'd rather die than take the life of a man she doesn't even know?
Xena: Gabrielle lives by her own code. That code doesn't include killing.

Hanuman: How wonderful. You climb tress just like one of us. You must have learned from monkeys.
Xena: Nope. Amazons.

Hercules: I never thought I'd say this ... I believe you. But, how can I be sure you aren't going to change your mind?
Hera: Because of a lesson I regret teaching you a long time ago, Hercules. Parents should never outlive their children.

Hope/Gabrielle: I can't believe you're here.
Xena: The Gods themselves couldn't keep me away.

Hope: It's turned into quite the family reunion. What is it now ... four generations? Your parents ... there's you ... me ... my pride, my joy ... your grandson, Mother ... the Destroyer.
Gabrielle: Why aren't you dead?
Hope: Well, it's certainly not from your lack of trying, is it? The truth is I could say the same thing about you if I cared, which I don't.
Gabrielle: I saw the fire. No one survives that.
Hope: No one, but me, Dahak's flame rising up to save me. But then, I've always been Daddy's little girl, haven't I?
Gabrielle: Always
Hope: Is that why you never loved me?
Gabrielle: I loved you, Hope. I just had to stop you.
Hope: For Xena?
Gabrielle: No, for us all.

Innkeeper : OK.
Gabrielle: Hey-- can I have some cherries too, please?
Innkeeper: Yeah, yeah.
Gabrielle: And some beef jerky.
Innkeeper: Uh-huh.
Gabrielle: Mmmm-- pork liver.
Innkeeper: Right.
Gabrielle: I mean, if you've got it. Oh, and don't overcook it, 'cause I like it really bloody."
Innkeeper: Yeah.
Gabrielle: You know-- if you melt some cheese over the top, that would be perfect.
Innkeeper: Sure.

Janice: Now, that's no way to treat a lady. Run along now, boys. I don't have time to play.

Joxer: (Counting sheep) One, two, three, fo...(falls asleep)