Xena: Warrior Princess quotes
353 total quotesGabrielle: What's up?
Xena: Us. At least, we should be. Come on, get up. We could go do some Yoga, get something to eat. We can be on the road by noon.
Gabrielle: Yoga? We're going to do Yoga? As in you and me? (Chuckles) Okay, who are you and what have you done with Xena?
Xena: Ha ha.
Xena: Us. At least, we should be. Come on, get up. We could go do some Yoga, get something to eat. We can be on the road by noon.
Gabrielle: Yoga? We're going to do Yoga? As in you and me? (Chuckles) Okay, who are you and what have you done with Xena?
Xena: Ha ha.
Gabrielle: What's wrong with you?
Xena: Nothing that a good workout won't cure.
Joxer: Hey ... uh ... try the lake. A cold swim usually helps ... so I've been told.
Xena: Nothing that a good workout won't cure.
Joxer: Hey ... uh ... try the lake. A cold swim usually helps ... so I've been told.
Gabrielle: Who are you?
Mavican: The name is Mavican. I'm looking for Xena.
Gabrielle: What do you want with her?
Mavican: I want to kill her. And I understand that killing you is the best way to meet her.
Mavican: The name is Mavican. I'm looking for Xena.
Gabrielle: What do you want with her?
Mavican: I want to kill her. And I understand that killing you is the best way to meet her.
Gabrielle: Women love flowers. Except Xena, yeah, she's the only woman I know who doesn't stop to smell them.
(Scene showing Xena at a flower shop smelling flowers)
(Scene showing Xena at a flower shop smelling flowers)
Gabrielle: Xena, do you think that, deep down, Callisto feels sorry for the things that she's done?
Xena: No.
Gabrielle: I do. I have to or I can't forgive her. And if I can't forgive her, I can't move on. Goodbye, Callisto.
Xena: No.
Gabrielle: I do. I have to or I can't forgive her. And if I can't forgive her, I can't move on. Goodbye, Callisto.
Gabrielle: Xena, this was our only frying pan. Why do you do that? You do have weapons, don't you?
Xena: I like to be creative in a fight. It gets my juices going.
Gabrielle: Can we cook with your juices?
Xena: I like to be creative in a fight. It gets my juices going.
Gabrielle: Can we cook with your juices?
Gabrielle: Xena-- oh Xena.
Cecrops: Are you out of your mind?!
Xena: Gabrielle, are you all right?
Gabrielle: Yeah, I'm fine. I'm-- seasick. I'm cursed. Actually, I'm really seasick.
Cecrops: Excuse me. Do you know who I am?
Xena: You're Cecrops. I wasn't gonna let you take off with my best friend.
Cecrops: Are you out of your mind?!
Xena: Gabrielle, are you all right?
Gabrielle: Yeah, I'm fine. I'm-- seasick. I'm cursed. Actually, I'm really seasick.
Cecrops: Excuse me. Do you know who I am?
Xena: You're Cecrops. I wasn't gonna let you take off with my best friend.
Gabrielle: Xena...
Xena: Yeah.
Gabrielle: I wanted to thank you for saving my life...again. You always seem to be doing that.
Xena: It was your decision to come back.
Gabrielle: How could I leave you? When we have so many wars to stop and despots to foil? You're going to need my help.
Xena: I couldn't do it without you, but you're gonna have to rest up for a while.
Season 2
Xena: Yeah.
Gabrielle: I wanted to thank you for saving my life...again. You always seem to be doing that.
Xena: It was your decision to come back.
Gabrielle: How could I leave you? When we have so many wars to stop and despots to foil? You're going to need my help.
Xena: I couldn't do it without you, but you're gonna have to rest up for a while.
Season 2
Gabrielle: You can't sweet-talk information out of me - wrong target.
Petrocles: Oh, I don't know. Some people consider me the king of sweet-talk.
Gabrielle: Well, hand over the crown, 'cause you just met your match. When I was five, I talked my parents into giving me my own pony.
Petrocles: When I was fifteen, I talked a warlord into giving me his army.
Gabrielle: I once talked a Cyclops out of his dinner. And I was the dinner.
Petrocles: I talked Xena into marrying me.
Xena: [far from both of them] Gabrielle, why don't you walk up here with me?
Gabrielle: You can keep your crown.
Petrocles: Oh, I don't know. Some people consider me the king of sweet-talk.
Gabrielle: Well, hand over the crown, 'cause you just met your match. When I was five, I talked my parents into giving me my own pony.
Petrocles: When I was fifteen, I talked a warlord into giving me his army.
Gabrielle: I once talked a Cyclops out of his dinner. And I was the dinner.
Petrocles: I talked Xena into marrying me.
Xena: [far from both of them] Gabrielle, why don't you walk up here with me?
Gabrielle: You can keep your crown.
Gabrielle: You don't have the slighest idea?
Xena: No. Look we've been through this a thousand times. I don't.
Gabrielle: How could you not know? I just find that hard to believe, you know.
Xena: Tell me.
Gabrielle: Ares. Maybe he did...a god thing.
Xena: No.
Gabrielle: OK, fine. When was the last time you saw Hercules?
Xena: No. Look we've been through this a thousand times. I don't.
Gabrielle: How could you not know? I just find that hard to believe, you know.
Xena: Tell me.
Gabrielle: Ares. Maybe he did...a god thing.
Xena: No.
Gabrielle: OK, fine. When was the last time you saw Hercules?
Gabrielle: You don't have to be a virgin to be virtuous.
Leah: You keep telling yourself that dear.
Leah: You keep telling yourself that dear.
Gabrielle: You don't really think those crosses are for a boat load of pirates, do you?
Brutus: Caesar's never lied to me.
Gabrielle: There's a first time for everything.
Brutus: Caesar's never lied to me.
Gabrielle: There's a first time for everything.
Gabrielle: You know Helen?
Xena: We met a long time ago in Sparta. Before the war.
Xena: We met a long time ago in Sparta. Before the war.
Gabrielle: You know you'd think she'd mention that her friend was taller than most pine trees.
Gabrielle: You owe someone so much you would just throw away these last few years?
Xena: Yes.
Xena: Yes.