Ugly Betty quotes

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Marc: Trust me. If she had hidden cameras in here, I'd have been fired a long time ago.

Marc: We shall overcome, girlfriend.
Wilhelmina: You did not just say that.

Marc: What year were you born?
Amanda: 1991.
Marc: You're 16?
Amanda: 1992.
Marc: Other way.

Marc: You do not say no to Sarah Jessica Parker! She's the Holy Grail of Fashion!
Christina: I know!
Marc: And this is your big chance! And my big chance: to meet her husband, Ferris Bueller Parker.

Marc: You must've had some weekend. A gay man bought you shoes. I peeked, and maybe tried them on.

Prof. Bennett: If you have nothing to write, try killing yourself. If you fail, you'll have something to write about. If you succeed, your troubles will be over!

Quincy Combs: Just admiring the inner sanctum of the feckless prince. As the empire dissolves even the cushions on the bone white chaise sags with defeat. Oh my, you are feisty!
Betty: And I bite, too!
Quincy Combs: Do not underestimate me. You may be the beast that guards the gates, but I've taken down kings, presidents, the electric car. Daniel Meade does not stand a chance against me!

Rodrigo [Alexis]: You're international, like the House of Pancakes.

Sofia [to Daniel]: You might forget which emaciated, half-naked woman to put on your cover. Oh, and your cover story, "10 Ways to Lose Thighs and Get Guys"? So empowering!

Walter: You had a mango margarita? You used to get dizzy from your astringent.

Wilhelmina: I'm Wilhelmina Slater and I don't get wet.

Wilhelmina: If I ate lunch, now would be the time to lose it.

Wilhelmina:You're right. I've been hormotional.

Wilhelmina [on the phone): Nico, I said you can only call for emergencies. What do you want? No, you can't submit my apartment for Pimp Yo House!

Wilhelmina [to Marc]: Who do you think denied you a raise for the past two years? Cut your vacation time? Who do you think hacked into your computer and canceled your subscription to DudeCruise?