Ugly Betty quotes

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Wilhelmina Do you have any money?
Marc: I only have $17 in my account. We could go to the bank, but it would just be a social call.

Wilhelmina: [about her hemline] Higher... I said higher!
Christina: Any higher and I'll be giving you a pelvic exam!
Marc: Ow! Well, fill my bucket with nothing but thighs!
Wilhelmina: Relax, Colonel. We all know you prefer nuggets.

Wilhelmina: [to Amanda] When Fey started puking up her breakfast, she was thrilled -- until she found out she was pregnant.

Wilhelmina: A Hermes scarf. How pretty. I'm sure my cleaning lady will love it.

Wilhelmina: Animal rights versus fashion rights: just who is right?

Wilhelmina: Even if I wanted to express sympathy, I physically can't.

Wilhelmina: Fabia? That little Euro-Wench is getting married?
Marc: And she got Elton John to sing for the wedding. He's re-written "Candle In the Wind" just for her.
Wilhelmina: What? He was re-writing "Candle in the Wind" for me!
Marc: Ugh. Give that queen twenty-bucks and she'll re-write it for anybody.
Wilhelmina: Get Fabia over here. Wedding Summit '07 is on!

Wilhelmina: I hate it when she's smiles. It's so... metallic. but holes eat dirt

Wilhelmina: It looks like that skiing accident has done you a world of good... Alex Meade.
Alexis Meade: Alexis, darling. It's Alexis now.

Wilhelmina: Poor people are so cheap.

Wilhelmina: She swam the English Channel in a leather bikini. We already have the title: The Daredevil Wears Prada.

Wilhelmina: That is the absolute cruelest thing I've ever seen... someone's getting a raise!

Wilhelmina: Your boyfriend fakes his death and comes back as a very big girl. There really isn't a card for that.

Wilhemina [to a taxi driver]: What'd you drive in the old country -- a goat?
Taxi Driver: I do not have to drive nasty person.
Wilhelmina: Fine, leave him [Marc] here.
Taxi Driver: No, YOU. OUT!

Wilhemina: [about Daniel] For his 28th birthday, he tried to buy an island. And Jennifer Lopez.