Ugly Betty quotes
151 total quotesWilhelmina Do you have any money?
Marc: I only have $17 in my account. We could go to the bank, but it would just be a social call.
Marc: I only have $17 in my account. We could go to the bank, but it would just be a social call.
Wilhelmina: [about her hemline] Higher... I said higher!
Christina: Any higher and I'll be giving you a pelvic exam!
Marc: Ow! Well, fill my bucket with nothing but thighs!
Wilhelmina: Relax, Colonel. We all know you prefer nuggets.
Christina: Any higher and I'll be giving you a pelvic exam!
Marc: Ow! Well, fill my bucket with nothing but thighs!
Wilhelmina: Relax, Colonel. We all know you prefer nuggets.
Wilhelmina: [to Amanda] When Fey started puking up her breakfast, she was thrilled -- until she found out she was pregnant.
Wilhelmina: A Hermes scarf. How pretty. I'm sure my cleaning lady will love it.
Wilhelmina: Fabia? That little Euro-Wench is getting married?
Marc: And she got Elton John to sing for the wedding. He's re-written "Candle In the Wind" just for her.
Wilhelmina: What? He was re-writing "Candle in the Wind" for me!
Marc: Ugh. Give that queen twenty-bucks and she'll re-write it for anybody.
Wilhelmina: Get Fabia over here. Wedding Summit '07 is on!
Marc: And she got Elton John to sing for the wedding. He's re-written "Candle In the Wind" just for her.
Wilhelmina: What? He was re-writing "Candle in the Wind" for me!
Marc: Ugh. Give that queen twenty-bucks and she'll re-write it for anybody.
Wilhelmina: Get Fabia over here. Wedding Summit '07 is on!
Wilhelmina: I hate it when she's smiles. It's so... metallic. but holes eat dirt
Wilhelmina: It looks like that skiing accident has done you a world of good... Alex Meade.
Alexis Meade: Alexis, darling. It's Alexis now.
Alexis Meade: Alexis, darling. It's Alexis now.
Wilhelmina: She swam the English Channel in a leather bikini. We already have the title: The Daredevil Wears Prada.
Wilhelmina: That is the absolute cruelest thing I've ever seen... someone's getting a raise!
Wilhelmina: Your boyfriend fakes his death and comes back as a very big girl. There really isn't a card for that.
Wilhemina [to a taxi driver]: What'd you drive in the old country -- a goat?
Taxi Driver: I do not have to drive nasty person.
Wilhelmina: Fine, leave him [Marc] here.
Taxi Driver: No, YOU. OUT!
Taxi Driver: I do not have to drive nasty person.
Wilhelmina: Fine, leave him [Marc] here.
Taxi Driver: No, YOU. OUT!
Wilhemina: [about Daniel] For his 28th birthday, he tried to buy an island. And Jennifer Lopez.