Ugly Betty quotes

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Justin: I don't want flan...I'll get fat!

Daniel: Thank you; but it is Daniel, not Danny.
Wilhelmina: [deadpan] What? I'm hellaciously upset, Marc.
Marc: Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
Wilhelmina: Shh. Purge this from memory.

Amanda: She's so fabulously douchey.

Amanda: They don't call him "the Tripod" because he's a photographer, if you catch my drift.

Daniel: [seeing Betty's braces and wide smile while introducing himself to his staff] I realize I have some awful big teeth -- shoes -- to fill.

Betty: How do you know what "the book" is?
Justin: Please, I've seen Prada like, seven times.

Gina: But remember, Betty, I'm a bad seed. I did a year in Juvi!

Hilda: Bitch! Out my house!

[Hilda and Gina engage in a catfight. Hilda pulls out Gina's weave.]
Gina: You're payin' for this!
Hilda: I guess we owe you $4000... and 50 cents.

Fashion TV Presenter: Remember, we only make others feel bad to make you feel good.

Betty: That's it! Who put the bunny in the toilet? This is not funny! Who thinks this is funny? [people raise their hands] Oh, really? Well, whoever is doing this, if you think you can break me that easily, you're wrong! You can take my bunny, but you can't take my spirit!

Marc: Did you see her facelift? Lawsuit!

Betty: You broke up with me.
Walter: For, like, two days. It takes longer than that to digest corn.

Daniel: Do we really need another editorial on eating disorders?
Very Skinny Woman: It's a lifestyle choice!

Betty: [to Marc] Give it to me or I will beat you! And everyone knows I'm from Queens, so don't think I won't!