Ugly Betty quotes

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Marc: Is there water underneath you, because I think I smell a plan brewing?

Marc [about Betty]: Lets hit her with a stick and watch how much candy falls out.

Marc [looking at Betty with a Gucci handbag]: "Eww... it's touching polyester!

Marc This is our new office? It has fluorescent lighting! I will not be looked at under this merciless glare!

Marc: [talking about Betty] The poor cow has no idea we only invited her so people could see she really exists. She's like a real-life Snuffleupagus, only hairier.

Marc: [to Amanda] Okay, can we forget about your father and focus on your mother and what being Fey Sommers' daughter will get us, and by us I mean you, and by you I mean me.

Marc: [to Amanda] Your 15 minutes are almost up. Quincy Jones is on the 4th row. Now sing, bitch!

Marc: [to Justin] Be who you are. Dress how you want... Just learn how to run really fast.

Marc: [to Wilhelmina] You are evil. I'm SO going as you for Halloween.

Marc: By the way, when we move into Daniels office I'm not sitting on Betty's old chair... 'cause this bum don't slum.
Wilhelmina: Um, that's not what I've heard.

Marc: Did you see her facelift? Lawsuit!

Marc: drinking is my job on the highway while i eat shit

Marc: Have you seen Cliff yet?
Amanda: Don't worry. Your wide-load lover will be here any minute.
Marc: Amanda, don't joke. I'm freaking out! I am debuting him today as my boyfriend and I have no idea what's gonna walk through that door.
Amanda: Sweetie, relax. He can't fit through those doors.

Marc: I have to haul my well-toned ass to Schenectady, eat cranberry sauce in the shape of a can and tell my family all about my girlfriend who lives up in Canada.

Marc: I'm sorry Wili, but... she makes me feel tingly where no other girl has ever made me feel tingly!