Mystery Science Theater 3000 quotes
1930 total quotesCrow: I bet that would be good with drawn butter. Of course, I'd eat my own *head* with drawn butter.
Crow: I could mention that this isn't the future and it's not a war, but you know me, I don't like to complain.
Crow: I have a feeling one of these characters is about to see their own intestines!
Crow: Kinda sorry Shelley bought it.
Joel: Yeah... kinda of a shame.
Tom: She bought it, but we paid for it.
Joel: Yeah... kinda of a shame.
Tom: She bought it, but we paid for it.
Crow: Looks kinda skinny. Must be a Carpenter ant. [chuckling] Carpenter... get it? Carpenter ant. See 'cause--
Joel: [horrified] Oh no...
Crow: Never mind.
Joel: You don't mean that...
Servo: Ant-orexic.
Crow: [laughs] See? Servo got it.
Joel: [horrified] Oh no...
Crow: Never mind.
Joel: You don't mean that...
Servo: Ant-orexic.
Crow: [laughs] See? Servo got it.
Crow: No one could hold a candle to him in this role. Well, maybe they could douse him in something flammable and then hold a candle to him.
Crow: Now, is this the real Old West, or the Roy Rogers Old West where they had electricity and cars?