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Pootie T (David): I ain't got no flyin' shoes.

Posted Sign: Arbeit ist Spiel! (German for "work is play")

Sir Isaac Newton (Paul F. Tompkins): My father touched my butthole. This made me thirst for knowledge.

Ty Keenan, basketball recruiter (Bob): I'm thinking about of running away from my grandma's house.

Ty McGinty/Mr. Tink/Great great great grandfather Applesway (David/Tom Kenny/Paul F. Tompkins): Could I get some quarters?

Van Hammersly (Bob): And that's when Lincoln said, "Don't diss my homies".

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