Modern Family quotes
67 total quotesPhil: I'm the cool dad. That's my thing. I'm hip. I surf the Web. I text. LOL: laughing out loud. OMG: Oh my God. WTF: Why the face? Um you know, I know all the dances to High School Musical so..
[Claire and Phil are pretending to be strangers at a hotel bar, Claire has just returned from the bathroom wearing her coat]
Claire: "Clive", I have a little something for you.
Phil: What is it?
Claire: [tosses something at Phil] My dress.
Phil: Oh..
Claire: My bra.
Phil: Oh my...
Claire: My underwear.
Phil: My god!
Claire: Yeah. What do you say we take this upstairs.
Phil: This is so much better than cheesy garlic bread.
Claire: "Clive", I have a little something for you.
Phil: What is it?
Claire: [tosses something at Phil] My dress.
Phil: Oh..
Claire: My bra.
Phil: Oh my...
Claire: My underwear.
Phil: My god!
Claire: Yeah. What do you say we take this upstairs.
Phil: This is so much better than cheesy garlic bread.