Law & Order quotes
0 total quotesGreevey: You ever hear of Don Quixote?
Stone: Did you ever hear about David and Goliath? And we have God on our side.
Stone: Did you ever hear about David and Goliath? And we have God on our side.
Hotel Worker: Fifty cents! I've been working hotels for 40 years, and I ain't seen a two-bit tip since those Kennedys been in office. You see what I'm getting' at? Then this duke asks me about getting a girl, and I tell him, 'A big tipper like you don't need no girl!'
Ian O'Connell: May I ask you a question, sir? How with the map of Donegal on your mug did you ever end up with a name like Stone?
Stone: Happenstance, sir. Same way you ended up with the name of a real Irish patriot.
Stone: Happenstance, sir. Same way you ended up with the name of a real Irish patriot.
Jack Curry: What gives you the right to decide how I should live the rest of my life?
Stone: Unfortunately, you did. Not once, not twice, but three times.
Stone: Unfortunately, you did. Not once, not twice, but three times.
Jacob Lowenstein: Please. That was therapy.
Logan: For her or for you?
Jacob Lowenstein: For her! In Reichian therapy, the patient has to--
Greevey: Really get to know the therapist, hmmm?
Logan: For her or for you?
Jacob Lowenstein: For her! In Reichian therapy, the patient has to--
Greevey: Really get to know the therapist, hmmm?
Janet Ralston: You don't scare me, Mr. Stone.
Stone: Oh yes I do, Mrs. Ralston. I scare you a great deal. And I should.
Stone: Oh yes I do, Mrs. Ralston. I scare you a great deal. And I should.
Jasmine: You should have sent your partner. I don't usually do discipline, but I would love to teach him some manners.
Joanna Woodleigh: If you prosecute him, he'll die. I know he will. And for what? Mr. MacDaniel is going to be a very wealthy man.
Stone: With only one kidney.
Joanna Woodleigh: Just like I have, Mr. Stone. The hope is we'll both live long and happy lives.
Stone: Please believe me, I'm glad you're healthy again. I know how close to death you were. But, Ms. Woodleigh, do you really think your father would have acted any differently if you had needed a heart instead of a kidney?
Stone: With only one kidney.
Joanna Woodleigh: Just like I have, Mr. Stone. The hope is we'll both live long and happy lives.
Stone: Please believe me, I'm glad you're healthy again. I know how close to death you were. But, Ms. Woodleigh, do you really think your father would have acted any differently if you had needed a heart instead of a kidney?
Judge Fishbein: You lost, Mr. Robinette. This is America. One strike and you're out.
Judge: Before we adjorn, I want to note for the record that I am appalled. We often say that our public officials are not above the law, but that's not enough. They represent it; if they don't obey it, who will?
Season 2
Season 2
Kay's Lawyer: You haven't mentioned any incentives for cooperation.
Stone: No? Well...how is this: if your client doesn't start talking now, I'll tear his life apart.
Stone: No? Well...how is this: if your client doesn't start talking now, I'll tear his life apart.
Kevin Donovan: :[talking about the effect of his sister's death. He seems almost numb.] This morning, my father made himself a cup of coffee. Put in milk, sugar...then he went over to the sink and poured it down the drain. He didn't know what he was doing. I was taking the highway to work, and I forgot to get off. I got to 95th street before I realized. I used to have a sister, and suddenly...I don't.
Landlord: I never got the fuss when a cop gets killed. You guys get paid to deal with scum- Whatcha think's gonna happen, you do that? Two weeks, three weeks... you'll be gone. But I'll still be here, and so will the company that pays my salary.
Laurel McGinty: I inspect five buildings a day, five days a week, fifty weeks a year. So I missed a couple of violations, I'm human. You never lost a case, Mr. Stone?
Stone: Well, one mistake is human. Two is perhaps a lapse in concentration. Three is stupid, but the same mistake consistently over a period of two years indicates another form of human fallibility here.
Laurel McGinty: Such as what?
Stone: Greed?
Stone: Well, one mistake is human. Two is perhaps a lapse in concentration. Three is stupid, but the same mistake consistently over a period of two years indicates another form of human fallibility here.
Laurel McGinty: Such as what?
Stone: Greed?