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Greevey: [in a lot filled with exhumed corpses] What have we got so far?
Logan: Masucci's greatest hits.

Greevey: [on Jasmine being bailed out quickly] Look at that. In and out.
Logan: Just like work.

Greevey: [reading a personal ad] MBBF.
Logan: Male bisexual bondage freak?

Greevey: And guess who it was registered to?
Stone: Himes, Gilbert?
Logan: Nope. And not to Ralston, Janet, either.
Stone: [surprised] Ralston, Alan?!?! Great. He was killed with his own gun.

Greevey: Did you see anything unusual in the neighborhood this morning?
Newspaper Delivery Worker: It's Greenwich Village, man. You tell me.

Greevey: Do you think a lot of cops are gay?
Logan: No way, man. The department's got a special test. They look you in the eye, and if your left eye blinks before your right eye, they know you're gay. [blinks at Greevey with his left eye]

Greevey: From '80 to '88, Beigal made The Post's 50 Worst Landlords list. Last two years, he's spotless.
Cragen: Maybe he got religion.

Greevey: How many times would you go out with her before you went to bed with her?
Logan: Once. Hey, what do you want, a bedtime story? I'd wait until the honeymoon?
Greevey: Did you ever hear about a new disease they got, called AIDS?
Logan: Did you ever hear of a new invention called condoms?

Greevey: I hate horseback riding. Scares the hell out of me.
Logan: Scary for the horse, too.

Greevey: It's easier to bust out of Attica than to leave a hospital without paying.

Greevey: O'Connell will have you believing there's no snakes in Ireland.
Logan: There aren't.
Greevey: Uh, touché.

Greevey: That's amazing. I know cops who been in shooting cases that can't remember their badge numbers afterwards. Her husband gets shot, she gets shot, victim of a horrible crime, she remembers every second.

Greevey: What do you think?
Logan: Of a hooker who's got a lawyer looks like he spends more on clothes than I make in a year? I think whoever's paying his bill ought to adopt me.

Greevey: What do you want?
Stone: I'd like someone around here to stay on one side of the issue for ten seconds!

Greevey: What if it was just you and Walker, alone in an alley, he had no gun, and was willing to surrender?
Det. Profaci: I'd shoot him in the face.