Law & Order quotes
0 total quotesDelivery Man: Look man, you know how hard it is to get work? I keep my eyes closed, I keep my job.
Greevey: What about your ears?
Delivery Man: Sure, I hear stuff.
Greevey: What kind of stuff?
Delivery Man: Like guys that talk don't talk for very long. Look, I've seen Godfather I, II, and III.
Greevey: What about your ears?
Delivery Man: Sure, I hear stuff.
Greevey: What kind of stuff?
Delivery Man: Like guys that talk don't talk for very long. Look, I've seen Godfather I, II, and III.
Don Cragen: ��...maybe threaten his old lady.' Too bad he didn't take that route, Marie would have kicked his ass.
Dr. Edward Auster: Well, people like to believe that medicine is pure science. Medicine is a science. But doctors know it's also a lottery.
Dr. Edward Auster: When you practice medicine, Mr. Stone, sometimes the patient dies.
Stone: And when you're a lawyer, Dr. Auster, some of the people you prosecute are convicted.
Stone: And when you're a lawyer, Dr. Auster, some of the people you prosecute are convicted.
Dr. Edward Auster: You solve every case you work on?
Logan: We can tell a felony from a traffic ticket.
Dr. Edward Auster: Look, a patient walks in with a headache. She could have a subarachnoid hemorrhage, a berry aneurysm, a retro-orbital tumor...or does she just have a headache? Do you give her an aspirin? Or do you saw open her skull?
Greevey: You make this speech at funerals?
Logan: We can tell a felony from a traffic ticket.
Dr. Edward Auster: Look, a patient walks in with a headache. She could have a subarachnoid hemorrhage, a berry aneurysm, a retro-orbital tumor...or does she just have a headache? Do you give her an aspirin? Or do you saw open her skull?
Greevey: You make this speech at funerals?
Dr. Elizabeth Olivet: He's psychotic; he's not psychopathic.
Phil Cerreta: What's the difference?
Dr. Elizabeth Olivet: Psychotic is when you believe the doorman was sent from Planet X to put mind control devices in your teeth. Psychopathic is when you blow the doorman away and take out 20 other people while you're at it.
Phil Cerreta: What's the difference?
Dr. Elizabeth Olivet: Psychotic is when you believe the doorman was sent from Planet X to put mind control devices in your teeth. Psychopathic is when you blow the doorman away and take out 20 other people while you're at it.
Dr. Olivet: Girls are constantly bombarded with images of who they should be to attract boys; movies...magazines...television...Madonna...
Dr. Raza: My children want to stay in this country, my wife wants to stay, and to stay, all I have to do is to be perfect all the time!
Mike Logan: Well you, uh, fell a little short of perfection on Suzanne Morton's chart.
Mike Logan: Well you, uh, fell a little short of perfection on Suzanne Morton's chart.
Drew McDaniel: [testifying in court about his kidney being taken] People talk about feeling violated when some punk breaks into their apartment and steals a TV set. I felt raped.
Elizabeth Hendrick: Art would be much more pleasant if we didn't have to deal with artists.
Eugenia Rawlings: [about Logan] Are you in charge of this ape?
Greevey: My cross to bear.
Greevey: My cross to bear.
Frank Kemp: What are you putting in your coffee, Stone? 'Cuz you're high if you think-
Stone: I think this offer is good for another thirty seconds.
Stone: I think this offer is good for another thirty seconds.
Gary Pardee: Don't make me testify. It'll ruin my career. I'm perfect for young dad parts in commercials.
Gordon Schell: It's a crime of passion, Stone. Pure and simple.
Stone: A crime of passion is never pure, and it's certainly not simple.
Stone: A crime of passion is never pure, and it's certainly not simple.