Law & Order quotes
0 total quotesDr. Edward Auster: You solve every case you work on?
Logan: We can tell a felony from a traffic ticket.
Dr. Edward Auster: Look, a patient walks in with a headache. She could have a subarachnoid hemorrhage, a berry aneurysm, a retro-orbital tumor...or does she just have a headache? Do you give her an aspirin? Or do you saw open her skull?
Greevey: You make this speech at funerals?
Logan: We can tell a felony from a traffic ticket.
Dr. Edward Auster: Look, a patient walks in with a headache. She could have a subarachnoid hemorrhage, a berry aneurysm, a retro-orbital tumor...or does she just have a headache? Do you give her an aspirin? Or do you saw open her skull?
Greevey: You make this speech at funerals?
Philip Nevins: Isn't it possible that pneumonia killed Suzanne Morton?
Medical Examiner: It's possible that death rays from Mars killed her. But I don't think so.
Medical Examiner: It's possible that death rays from Mars killed her. But I don't think so.
Dr. Edward Auster: Well, people like to believe that medicine is pure science. Medicine is a science. But doctors know it's also a lottery.
Stone: We got what we needed from Dr. Simonson.
Dr. Edward Auster: An intern, Mr. Stone. Are you planning on asking the cleaning lady to testify, too? About the time I threw the tissue into the wastepaper basket and missed?
Dr. Edward Auster: An intern, Mr. Stone. Are you planning on asking the cleaning lady to testify, too? About the time I threw the tissue into the wastepaper basket and missed?
Stone: You know the difference between Auster and a serial killer?
Robinette: The weapon.
Robinette: The weapon.
Dr. Edward Auster: When you practice medicine, Mr. Stone, sometimes the patient dies.
Stone: And when you're a lawyer, Dr. Auster, some of the people you prosecute are convicted.
Stone: And when you're a lawyer, Dr. Auster, some of the people you prosecute are convicted.
Dr. Raza: My children want to stay in this country, my wife wants to stay, and to stay, all I have to do is to be perfect all the time!
Mike Logan: Well you, uh, fell a little short of perfection on Suzanne Morton's chart.
Mike Logan: Well you, uh, fell a little short of perfection on Suzanne Morton's chart.
Stone: Do you have any other personal views on this subject you'd like to air before we walk into court and Ms. Shambala Green hands us our asses on a platter?
Greevey: What do you want?
Stone: I'd like someone around here to stay on one side of the issue for ten seconds!
Stone: I'd like someone around here to stay on one side of the issue for ten seconds!
Greevey: Do you think a lot of cops are gay?
Logan: No way, man. The department's got a special test. They look you in the eye, and if your left eye blinks before your right eye, they know you're gay. [blinks at Greevey with his left eye]
Logan: No way, man. The department's got a special test. They look you in the eye, and if your left eye blinks before your right eye, they know you're gay. [blinks at Greevey with his left eye]
Jack Curry: What gives you the right to decide how I should live the rest of my life?
Stone: Unfortunately, you did. Not once, not twice, but three times.
Stone: Unfortunately, you did. Not once, not twice, but three times.
[A defendant has just punched Stone in the jaw]
Stone: It only hurts when I prosecute.
Stone: It only hurts when I prosecute.
Greevey: How many times would you go out with her before you went to bed with her?
Logan: Once. Hey, what do you want, a bedtime story? I'd wait until the honeymoon?
Greevey: Did you ever hear about a new disease they got, called AIDS?
Logan: Did you ever hear of a new invention called condoms?
Logan: Once. Hey, what do you want, a bedtime story? I'd wait until the honeymoon?
Greevey: Did you ever hear about a new disease they got, called AIDS?
Logan: Did you ever hear of a new invention called condoms?