Invader Zim quotes

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Zim: Get off my head, GIR.
[GIR crawls off of Zim's head]
Zim: I have a good feeling about this lead, I can almost taste the humans being destroyed, IT'S DELICIOUS! This Mars holds the key, I just know it! New words of praise will have to be invented just so they can p- GET OFF MY HEAD!

Zim: GIR! Come to the observatory!
GIR: Yes?
Zim: What have you done to the telescope?
GIR: Nothin'.
Zim: You haven't touched it? Something is broken and it's not your fault?
GIR: I know...I'm scared too...

Zim: GIR! I've been captured!
Gir: YAY!
Zim: No, that's bad GIR!
Gir: YAY!

Zim: GIR! That movie is some kind of government spying tool! Quickly! Eat it!
[The phone rings.]
Zim:Hello?(with voice a little deep)Hello?(with voice getting deep)Hello?[with his voice synthetically deeper]Good,OK.Hello,How I may help you today?
Video Store Clerk: I'm through playin' around! You better return that video or else! This is your final warning!
Zim: I'm sorry, I do not know what you are talking about. I am normal.
Video Store Clerk: If that thing isn't in the drop-off box by the time we open tomorrow, you're gonna paaaaaayyyyy... late fees.

Zim: GIR! What have you done? This isn't information retrieval! Are you insane?!
GIR: [in duty mode] I have captured the enemy for meat testing. Praise me! Praise meeeee!!

Zim: GIR, I'll be down in the lab bathing in paste. Don't disturb me. AAAAAAAH! MY HEAD GOT STUCK! GIR, HELP I CANT BREATHE! I�

Zim: GIR.
GIR: Yes, master?
Zim: GIR, I have your tacos.
GIR: ...GIMME!!!!
Zim: No, GIR.
GIR: But I need tacos! I need them or I will explode. That happens to me sometimes...

Zim: Hahahahahaha..ARG! Idiotic human! I'll just go to your brain and delete the knowlege of where you hid the master disk! And, as an added bonus, I might as well make your entire brain...nn-not smart...no more.
Dib: AAAHHHAAOOH!

Zim: Hmmmmmmm...ahhhhhh! The stink of clean. Another win for the Irken army. Clean, lemony-fresh victory is mine!

Zim: Hurry, GIR! The mission's been compromised! I think we've been seen out of our disguises...by a human!
GIR: But Dib's seen us before...and he knows where we live!
Zim: Heh heh, Dib. No, this is different. This is serious...
GIR: [screams] [walks over to TV, turns on the Angry Monkey Show, and sits down to watch]
Zim: GIR!!
GIR: Oh, yeah... [screams again]

Zim: I am the neighborhood baby inspector. I have come to inspect the baby.
Mother: Oh, goodness! Inspect him for what?
Zim: Your resistance will be noted!

Zim: I don't think you understand how serious this is! Tacos are not worth ruining the mission. I am your master, and you will obey me! Obey me! (Zim kneels on the ground as if he was begging) ...Pleeeeeaaassse?
GIR: Maybe you're right... we can get a giant burrito too!

Zim: I laugh at your pitiful attempt at spying! Here I go. [laughs]
Dib: Go on! Laugh! But one day, you'll be sitting in your house feeling all safe and secure, and then you'll look over and I'll be there, doin' stuff!
Zim: Stuff?!? In my home?!? Never! You'd have to find some kind of flaw in my security net! Since that could never possibly happen, you'll have to do your "stuff" elsewhere! [pauses] You haven't discovered some kind of a flaw, have you?
Dib: Let's just say your home defenses could use some tightening...

Zim: I want to congratulate you, Keef, on a job well done. You have been a most convincing friend, but now that the world seems satisfied with my knack for companionship, I don't think I'll be requiring your services any longer. Our mission together is done, [salutes briefly] good job soldier, be gone with you.

Zim: I will give you tacos. Oh, such tacos will I give... but first you have to take us back to the base. [Pause.] They're only getting colder, GIR!