Invader Zim quotes
263 total quotesDib: Now what, Zim? What's your next plan?
[Dogs with foaming mouths appear and snarl hungrily at them]
[Zim looks at the dogs then back at Dib]
Zim: lets run away screaming!
[Dogs with foaming mouths appear and snarl hungrily at them]
[Zim looks at the dogs then back at Dib]
Zim: lets run away screaming!
Dib: See you and your parents tonight, Zim.
Zim: Yes... Oh, I will bring my "parents", and they shall be the greatest, most parental parents EVER!
Zim: Yes... Oh, I will bring my "parents", and they shall be the greatest, most parental parents EVER!
Dib: Sorry... I'm late... horrible... nightmare visions...
Ms. Bitters: It's called life, Dib. Sit down!
Ms. Bitters: It's called life, Dib. Sit down!
Dib: That's it, Zim! This has to stop!
Zim: I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about.
Dib: Look at you! You've gone too far! You're a hideous blob of stolen organs!
Zim: I've been working out...
[Zim vomits an intestine, then sucks it back into his mouth and smiles]
Dib: You think you can fool a trained medical professional?
Zim: Yes.
Zim: I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about.
Dib: Look at you! You've gone too far! You're a hideous blob of stolen organs!
Zim: I've been working out...
[Zim vomits an intestine, then sucks it back into his mouth and smiles]
Dib: You think you can fool a trained medical professional?
Zim: Yes.
Dib: Today, things are gonna change. I'm not just gonna sit around and let Zim get away with his... things he do. I mean-
Gaz: [mockingly] "Things he DO"? What's your problem?
Gaz: [mockingly] "Things he DO"? What's your problem?
Dib: What does identifying blotches have to do with determining our future careers?
Ms. Bitters: Oh, you poor doomed child.
Ms. Bitters: Oh, you poor doomed child.
Dib: What's the matter, Zim? Don't they have rain on your planet?
Zim: Of course! We...oh, such rain we had! Eh...it was...delicious!
Zim: Of course! We...oh, such rain we had! Eh...it was...delicious!
Dib: Why did you choose me?
Meekrob: You're the worthiest, Dib. And no one else had a head large enough to accommodate such power.
Meekrob: You're the worthiest, Dib. And no one else had a head large enough to accommodate such power.
Dib: You can't make me look! I'll just shut my eyes!
[Dib closes his eyes]
Zim: Oh, you'll open them. You have to breathe sometime.
Dib: No, I� wait, what do my eyes have to do with breathing?
[Dib opens his eyes and gets hypnotized]
[Dib closes his eyes]
Zim: Oh, you'll open them. You have to breathe sometime.
Dib: No, I� wait, what do my eyes have to do with breathing?
[Dib opens his eyes and gets hypnotized]
Dib: You're just going to blow us all up? This is stupid! This is stupid, stupid!
Dib: You're the only one who can help!
Zim: Help?!? You?!?
Dib: My dad won't let me use his equipment and I need to reverse the effects!
Zim: Help?!? You come to me, your greatest, most amazing enemy? Your future slave master and you ask for help?!?
Dib: You're the only other person with the technology to-
Zim: Be gone with you! I have had enough of your nonsense from your smelly mouth filled with... CORN!
Dib: ...I haven't been eating corn.
Zim: LIAR!!!
Zim: Help?!? You?!?
Dib: My dad won't let me use his equipment and I need to reverse the effects!
Zim: Help?!? You come to me, your greatest, most amazing enemy? Your future slave master and you ask for help?!?
Dib: You're the only other person with the technology to-
Zim: Be gone with you! I have had enough of your nonsense from your smelly mouth filled with... CORN!
Dib: ...I haven't been eating corn.
Zim: LIAR!!!