Dib: A Colony of horrible Rat People! Hey, do you know the way outta here?
Rat Man: There is no way out, we all got lost here too! And we've been here ever since!
[Other Rat People Chime in] Ever Since! There's no way out!
Dib: Oh come on, getting lost in a parking garage did not turn you all into horrible Rat People
Rat Woman: I was once, a maaaan!
Dib: But.... You're a woman!
Rat Person: You'll be just like us soon!
Dib: I don't think so, I think I see the Exit over there, see ya!

Dib: A crop circle?
Bill: Beautiful, isn't it? It's a message from creatures much more intelligent than us! Space beings who have traveled millions of light years to say something, but what does it mean?
Dib: I think this one's a fake.
Bill: You're one of those skeptics, aren't you? Always questioning, always picking away at my theories! One day you'll see that�
[Dib points to cow rolling around, making the crop circle]
Dib: Can we go to McMeatie's now? It's 4:45, if we hurry, we can make it!
Bill: Hmmm...the aliens must be controlling the cow...
Dib: That is not a supernatural cow! This is ridiculous! You believe in all the stupidest things when real proof is right under your nose!

Dib: And once I get in there I'm...man, am I gonna do something.
Gaz: I'm trying to draw a little piggy. Can't you see I'm trying to draw a little piggy?!?

Dib: And what about his horrible green head?!?
Zim: Insolent fool boy! It's a... skin condition.
Dib: And he's got no ears! Is that part of your "skin condition," Zim? No ears?!?
Zim: [looking sad] Yes.

Dib: ARMS...LIKE...NOOOOOOODLES!!

Dib: Can't I use that sponge?
Ms. Bitters: No.

Dib: Chickenfoot, come back! You're not a freak, you're just stupid!

Dib: Cyb-arachno? Spider Robots? Do spiders have robots?

Dib: Gaz, taste me! I'm delicious!
[Gaz slowly walks backwards, then sprints away]

Dib: How am I supposed to know what Dad's first sentient thought was?
Gaz: It was "I will poop now." It's all here in his autobiography.
[A random fangirl wearing a Prof. Membrane bust hat appears and cuts them off.]
Fangirl #1: That's not it! It's�
[Fangirl is interrupted as Gaz pushes her away.]

Dib: I suppose you've got a heart in there?
Zim: Six of them.
Dib: Intestines?
Zim: Large or small?
Dib: Spleen?
Zim: In three different colors.
Dib: What about lungs?

Dib: I swear, sometimes I amaze myself at how amazingly I�
[Zim jumps out from behind a wall and scares Dib, and Dib falls backwards into a puddle.]

Dib: Joke's on you, Zim! Now you have to find a cure for the bologna thing.
Zim: Fool! You think I would share the cure with you?!? I'll find a cure and keep it all to myself, and then watch you transform more and more into what you really are deep down in your heart.
Dib: Deep down I'm bologna?
Zim: ...Yes.
Dib: That's just dumb.
Zim: Dumb like a moose, Dib, dumb like a moose!

Dib: Keep quiet Melvin, and we'll-.
Melvin: (Freaking out) No, no, LICE QUEEN! AHHHH!!!!
Dib: That, wasn't every quiet.
Delouser: What are you doing you here?
Dib: What.... are YOU doing out here?!?
Delouser: .....using... MIND TRICKS!!!!!!!!!!!

Dib: My head's not big! Why does everyone say that?