Invader Zim quotes
263 total quotes[Zim is carrying Gaz to protect himself from the rain]
Gaz: If you want to keep all your limbs, Zim, you will put me down. You will put me down, NOW!
Gaz: If you want to keep all your limbs, Zim, you will put me down. You will put me down, NOW!
[Zim is reading a newspaper while he is being watched by Dib]
Zim: Hey look, they're gonna start making artificial beavers.
Dib: He's after our beaver technology! Is this his next evil plan?
Zim: Well, time to work on my next evil plan...
Dib: Talk about perfect timing!
Zim: Hey look, they're gonna start making artificial beavers.
Dib: He's after our beaver technology! Is this his next evil plan?
Zim: Well, time to work on my next evil plan...
Dib: Talk about perfect timing!
[Zim is talking with the Tallest via a large monitor]
Zim: Sirs! I apologize for not reporting in, but-- excuse me.
[Zim sprays some germs offscreen]
Zim: ...all is going well, nothing too big to report, aside to the usual- oh, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT ONE!!
[Zim sprays again and empties it]
Zim: The disinfectant, it's almost gone! All hope is lost if I don't find more! Clever! I won't give up! I'll destroy you! And you! And you! And yoooouuu!
[Zim cuts the transmission]
Tallest Purple: Did that scare you too?
[Tallest Red nods]
Zim: Sirs! I apologize for not reporting in, but-- excuse me.
[Zim sprays some germs offscreen]
Zim: ...all is going well, nothing too big to report, aside to the usual- oh, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT ONE!!
[Zim sprays again and empties it]
Zim: The disinfectant, it's almost gone! All hope is lost if I don't find more! Clever! I won't give up! I'll destroy you! And you! And you! And yoooouuu!
[Zim cuts the transmission]
Tallest Purple: Did that scare you too?
[Tallest Red nods]
[Zim stuffs a globe into a goldfish bowl, goldfish is crushed against side of bowl]
Zim: Now do you understand my latest and most brilliant plan for earth conquest, GIR?
GIR: I'm gonna eat that fish.
Zim: No, GIR. The fish is part of the plan.
Zim: Now do you understand my latest and most brilliant plan for earth conquest, GIR?
GIR: I'm gonna eat that fish.
Zim: No, GIR. The fish is part of the plan.
[Zim turns a dial, resetting GIR back to normal as he falls to the ground face first]
GIR: [out of duty mode] Hi Floor, make me a sammich!
Zim: That's better, I guess...
GIR: Heh, heh, sammich, sammich!
GIR: [out of duty mode] Hi Floor, make me a sammich!
Zim: That's better, I guess...
GIR: Heh, heh, sammich, sammich!
[Zim watching buyer choke violently on the candy bar]
Zim: Uh-huh, that's the sawdust.
Zim: Uh-huh, that's the sawdust.
[Zim, piloting his Voot Cruiser, scares a police officer driving his car, causing him to fall from a bridge onto a weenie restaurant]
Zim: Human law enforcing machine. Markings: Lighty flashy things on top. Defensive capability: minimal.
[The police car explodes]
Zim: Explodes on impact with giant meat. Evaluation: Pathetic! Pathetic Earth vehicle!!
Zim: Human law enforcing machine. Markings: Lighty flashy things on top. Defensive capability: minimal.
[The police car explodes]
Zim: Explodes on impact with giant meat. Evaluation: Pathetic! Pathetic Earth vehicle!!
[GIR opens his head, launching out million of little piggies, giggling]
Zim: No, GIR! These pigs are for science! SCIENCE!
Zim: No, GIR! These pigs are for science! SCIENCE!