Invader Zim quotes
263 total quotesZim: Hurry, GIR! The mission's been compromised! I think we've been seen out of our disguises...by a human!
GIR: But Dib's seen us before...and he knows where we live!
Zim: Heh heh, Dib. No, this is different. This is serious...
GIR: [screams] [walks over to TV, turns on the Angry Monkey Show, and sits down to watch]
Zim: GIR!!
GIR: Oh, yeah... [screams again]
GIR: But Dib's seen us before...and he knows where we live!
Zim: Heh heh, Dib. No, this is different. This is serious...
GIR: [screams] [walks over to TV, turns on the Angry Monkey Show, and sits down to watch]
Zim: GIR!!
GIR: Oh, yeah... [screams again]
Zim: I am the neighborhood baby inspector. I have come to inspect the baby.
Mother: Oh, goodness! Inspect him for what?
Zim: Your resistance will be noted!
Mother: Oh, goodness! Inspect him for what?
Zim: Your resistance will be noted!
Zim: I don't think you understand how serious this is! Tacos are not worth ruining the mission. I am your master, and you will obey me! Obey me! (Zim kneels on the ground as if he was begging) ...Pleeeeeaaassse?
GIR: Maybe you're right... we can get a giant burrito too!
GIR: Maybe you're right... we can get a giant burrito too!
Zim: I laugh at your pitiful attempt at spying! Here I go. [laughs]
Dib: Go on! Laugh! But one day, you'll be sitting in your house feeling all safe and secure, and then you'll look over and I'll be there, doin' stuff!
Zim: Stuff?!? In my home?!? Never! You'd have to find some kind of flaw in my security net! Since that could never possibly happen, you'll have to do your "stuff" elsewhere! [pauses] You haven't discovered some kind of a flaw, have you?
Dib: Let's just say your home defenses could use some tightening...
Dib: Go on! Laugh! But one day, you'll be sitting in your house feeling all safe and secure, and then you'll look over and I'll be there, doin' stuff!
Zim: Stuff?!? In my home?!? Never! You'd have to find some kind of flaw in my security net! Since that could never possibly happen, you'll have to do your "stuff" elsewhere! [pauses] You haven't discovered some kind of a flaw, have you?
Dib: Let's just say your home defenses could use some tightening...
Zim: I sure like TV! And wearing pants!
Poonchy: He likes wearing pants, Dib! Aliens don't like wearing pants!
Poonchy: He likes wearing pants, Dib! Aliens don't like wearing pants!
Zim: I want to congratulate you, Keef, on a job well done. You have been a most convincing friend, but now that the world seems satisfied with my knack for companionship, I don't think I'll be requiring your services any longer. Our mission together is done, [salutes briefly] good job soldier, be gone with you.
Zim: I will give you tacos. Oh, such tacos will I give... but first you have to take us back to the base. [Pause.] They're only getting colder, GIR!
Zim: I will leave you to your...
GIR: [whispering to Zim] Moosey fate!
Zim: Eh...
GIR: [whispering] Say moosey fate!
Zim: ...Your moosey fate.
[ GIR starts laughing]
GIR: [whispering to Zim] Moosey fate!
Zim: Eh...
GIR: [whispering] Say moosey fate!
Zim: ...Your moosey fate.
[ GIR starts laughing]
Zim: I'm looking for a friend. Would you be-
Dirge: I was born with webbed fish toes. Like some kind of...horrible fish boy. Wanna see?
Dirge: I was born with webbed fish toes. Like some kind of...horrible fish boy. Wanna see?
Zim: I'm not here because I like you, Dib. I'm just here for your filthy gargantuan head!
Dib: OH! Now It's gargantuan!
Dib: OH! Now It's gargantuan!
Zim: I'm not in your TV. I'm transmitting from...inside your body! Spooky, yes? At this very moment I'm inside a microscopic submersible somewhere in your disgusting belly attached to your arm control nerve!
Dib: Arm control nerve?
Zim: Yes. Arm control nerve.
Dib: In my...belly?
Zim: Yes.
Dib: Humans don't have arm control nerves!
Zim: Do not question me! I control your arms!!
Dib: Arm control nerve?
Zim: Yes. Arm control nerve.
Dib: In my...belly?
Zim: Yes.
Dib: Humans don't have arm control nerves!
Zim: Do not question me! I control your arms!!
Zim: I've put up with you long enough, Dib! Now fight an enemy you cannot see!
Dib: ...You're right there.
[Zim gasps, then scoots over. Dib points at him again]
Dib: There! Your mighty Irken cloaking device cloaks the robot, but not you.
Zim: LIES! Now behold the doom cannon!
Dib: I can't. It's invisible.
Zim: But you can see me?
Dib: That's what I said.
Zim: Oh, that's STUPID!
Dib: Really stupid.
Zim: You dare agree with me? Prepare to meet your horrible doom!
Dib: ...You're right there.
[Zim gasps, then scoots over. Dib points at him again]
Dib: There! Your mighty Irken cloaking device cloaks the robot, but not you.
Zim: LIES! Now behold the doom cannon!
Dib: I can't. It's invisible.
Zim: But you can see me?
Dib: That's what I said.
Zim: Oh, that's STUPID!
Dib: Really stupid.
Zim: You dare agree with me? Prepare to meet your horrible doom!
Zim: If I am elected, Dib's head will be removed and filled with salted nuts!
[GIR flies over the crowd]
GIR: Salted nuts!
[GIR flies over the crowd]
GIR: Salted nuts!
Zim: It's been nice working with you GIR, now self destruct.
GIR: Finally! [cackles, explodes]
GIR: Finally! [cackles, explodes]