Invader Zim quotes
263 total quotesZim: Get off my head, GIR.
[GIR crawls off of Zim's head]
Zim: I have a good feeling about this lead, I can almost taste the humans being destroyed, IT'S DELICIOUS! This Mars holds the key, I just know it! New words of praise will have to be invented just so they can p- GET OFF MY HEAD!
[GIR crawls off of Zim's head]
Zim: I have a good feeling about this lead, I can almost taste the humans being destroyed, IT'S DELICIOUS! This Mars holds the key, I just know it! New words of praise will have to be invented just so they can p- GET OFF MY HEAD!
Zim: GIR! Come to the observatory!
GIR: Yes?
Zim: What have you done to the telescope?
GIR: Nothin'.
Zim: You haven't touched it? Something is broken and it's not your fault?
GIR: I know...I'm scared too...
GIR: Yes?
Zim: What have you done to the telescope?
GIR: Nothin'.
Zim: You haven't touched it? Something is broken and it's not your fault?
GIR: I know...I'm scared too...
Zim: GIR! That movie is some kind of government spying tool! Quickly! Eat it!
[The phone rings.]
Zim:Hello?(with voice a little deep)Hello?(with voice getting deep)Hello?[with his voice synthetically deeper]Good,OK.Hello,How I may help you today?
Video Store Clerk: I'm through playin' around! You better return that video or else! This is your final warning!
Zim: I'm sorry, I do not know what you are talking about. I am normal.
Video Store Clerk: If that thing isn't in the drop-off box by the time we open tomorrow, you're gonna paaaaaayyyyy... late fees.
[The phone rings.]
Zim:Hello?(with voice a little deep)Hello?(with voice getting deep)Hello?[with his voice synthetically deeper]Good,OK.Hello,How I may help you today?
Video Store Clerk: I'm through playin' around! You better return that video or else! This is your final warning!
Zim: I'm sorry, I do not know what you are talking about. I am normal.
Video Store Clerk: If that thing isn't in the drop-off box by the time we open tomorrow, you're gonna paaaaaayyyyy... late fees.
Zim: GIR! What have you done? This isn't information retrieval! Are you insane?!
GIR: [in duty mode] I have captured the enemy for meat testing. Praise me! Praise meeeee!!
GIR: [in duty mode] I have captured the enemy for meat testing. Praise me! Praise meeeee!!
Zim: GIR!
[A turkey sitting next to Zim explodes, revealing GIR]
GIR: It's ME! I was the turkey all along!
Zim: I was wondering what that turkey was doing there. GIR! I'm delaying the brain parasite plan for now. I want you to-
GIR: I was the turkey! Me!
Zim: Yes...so you were...
[A turkey sitting next to Zim explodes, revealing GIR]
GIR: It's ME! I was the turkey all along!
Zim: I was wondering what that turkey was doing there. GIR! I'm delaying the brain parasite plan for now. I want you to-
GIR: I was the turkey! Me!
Zim: Yes...so you were...
Zim: GIR, I'll be down in the lab bathing in paste. Don't disturb me. AAAAAAAH! MY HEAD GOT STUCK! GIR, HELP I CANT BREATHE! I�
Zim: Gir, your waffles have sickened me! Fetch me the bucket!
Gir: *Squeals*
Dib: NOOOOO! The plan! *shakes computer* WHAT WAS THE PLAN?!
Zim: *Makes retching sound as Dib looks sick*
Gir: *Squeals*
Dib: NOOOOO! The plan! *shakes computer* WHAT WAS THE PLAN?!
Zim: *Makes retching sound as Dib looks sick*
Zim: GIR.
GIR: Yes, master?
Zim: GIR, I have your tacos.
GIR: ...GIMME!!!!
Zim: No, GIR.
GIR: But I need tacos! I need them or I will explode. That happens to me sometimes...
GIR: Yes, master?
Zim: GIR, I have your tacos.
GIR: ...GIMME!!!!
Zim: No, GIR.
GIR: But I need tacos! I need them or I will explode. That happens to me sometimes...
Zim: Go home and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self!
Dib: O...kay, there's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
Dib: O...kay, there's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
Zim: Hahahahahaha..ARG! Idiotic human! I'll just go to your brain and delete the knowlege of where you hid the master disk! And, as an added bonus, I might as well make your entire brain...nn-not smart...no more.
Dib: AAAHHHAAOOH!
Dib: AAAHHHAAOOH!
Zim: Hey, do you know who came by today?
GIR: Hm?
Zim: That ugly neighbor lady. She was wearing this horrible...
[An evil looking squid pokes his head into the kitchen. Zim looks and it quickly leaves]
Zim: Huh?
[The squid leaps onto Zim's head and thrashes him about]
Zim: Oh mighty dung! The giant flesh-eating demon squid has escaped!
GIR: Hm?
Zim: That ugly neighbor lady. She was wearing this horrible...
[An evil looking squid pokes his head into the kitchen. Zim looks and it quickly leaves]
Zim: Huh?
[The squid leaps onto Zim's head and thrashes him about]
Zim: Oh mighty dung! The giant flesh-eating demon squid has escaped!
Zim: Hey. These aren't bad. What's in 'em?
GIR: There's waffle in 'em!
Zim: [screaming] YOU'RE LYING!!!!!
GIR: There's waffle in 'em!
Zim: [screaming] YOU'RE LYING!!!!!
Zim: Hmmmmmmm...ahhhhhh! The stink of clean. Another win for the Irken army. Clean, lemony-fresh victory is mine!